Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Baseball make no sense, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
War not determine who right, war determine who left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife during day, have no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Baseball make no sense, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
War not determine who right, war determine who left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife during day, have no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
