Chinese proverbs

virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.

man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.

panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth

wife who put husband in doghouse, soon find him in cathouse

man who stand on toilet, high on pot.

man who fish in other mans pond, often catch crabs

crowded elevators smell different to midget.

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