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Child Support Agency

Starter: Bigdaddydiesel Posted: 18 years ago Views: 1.1K
#3276162
Lvl 32
The following are all replies that British women have put on Child
Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. These
are genuine excerpts from the forms. - Be sure to check number 11, It takes
the prize.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child
B , but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I
Was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this
helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 36 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted.
If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number?
Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He
drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from
the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is
Christ risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me
that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by
the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies
Look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.

8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with
him , can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro
Disney ; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
Remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the
evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party
at 146 Miller Drive , mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after
all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
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#3276163
Lvl 7
makes you proud to be british
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#3276164
Lvl 9
Thats some good stuff man
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#3276165
Lvl 8
HAHAHAHAHA...fucking great...can of beans...made you fart...how funny
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#3276166
Lvl 26
Nice quotes BDD
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#3276167
Lvl 29
They're all pretty good, but this one's fucking priceless!!




Quote:
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after
all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
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#3276168
Lvl 10
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I
Was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this
helps.


What a classy girl and a classy party!
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#3276169
Lvl 32
Quote:
Originally posted by jmanoh

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I
Was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this
helps.


What a classy girl and a classy party!


I've had her......
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