Big Day at the Farm (Warning: Beastiality) - Narrated by the Chick Involved.

It all began when passions erupted between Tad and I amidst the bales of hay.

Our sex session, inflamed by the unique backdrop to our romantic conquest, couldn’t be contained by just the barn.

This was the culmination of months of flirtation and courtship. We didn’t care who was watching us, man or well-behaved beast.

Lust was in the air, laid on so thickly that even the animals couldn’t avoid being sucked in.

There was so much love-making going on that I insisted Tad and I take a break to view the animals during their torrid sessions. It was unbeliebably impressive.

So impressive that, overcome with sexual excitement stemming from years of repression finally being unleashed upon the barnyard, I needed to feel what they did.

I could tell by the smile on his face that Tad like the idea too. The sheep didn’t seem to mind either. But, ah, for the main course…

I prepared the stallion, his girthy love-sword swelling to previously unseen heights. I had never been so turned on in my life, every fantasy I’ve ever had come to pass in one magical evening.

Tad was thrust into the air by the stallion’s mighty member. I think I even saw Tad cry a tear of joy as the stallion wore him like an ill-fitting condom.

Delirious from a night of unending pleasure and unable to sit down in proper driving position, Tad was killed when he overturned his tractor. I still miss him every day. But I will forever take with me the memories we shared. Plus, the stallion does a good job filling in. *wink*

that was so hot, i totally masturbating while looking at the steamy pictures.

I came.

Smokin' in the barn!

Damn Fisher-Price always makes me so horny.

you where very bored

Best. Thread. Ever.

You need:
a lot of psychological help
a review of your current medication - you are either on too little or too much
a visit with Dr. Phil and/or Oprah and/or Jerry Springer
a hobby
a NEW hobby
a visit to Neverland Ranch
a job offer with this great talent.

or, someone take away his camera.

Az

edit: hey EL, do you mind if i add some green soda pr0n from devilhair's thread in 2004?

http://whatboyswant.com/forum_read/457663/10/10/The_GREEN_Soda_Thread.html

FunniE warped sense of humour