Best essay ever..

How many of us wanted to write something like this in high school?

http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/

Does that last link in the references say TubGirl??

Yeah, at the end he apparently tubgirled his teacher.

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Originally posted by Jack

Yeah, at the end he apparently tubgirled his teacher.

Does this essay surprise me: Yes.

Does it surprise me that Jack found it: No.


Wonder what his final grade was??

Its on the last page i think.

i cant believe that he still passed!!

A 61? That's passing at my college.

TUBGIRL!!! classic

I read most of it and thought it was hilarious. What was sad when reading it was the thought that I would have given a passing mark to the student but a failing mark to the teacher since the teacher doesn't know how to spell. Then I realized that the "eng" stood for engineering and and not english. Engineers do have a good sense of humor.

That's funny as shit. I can't believe he passed.

Two of my favorite parts:

The Title page (this font is smaller than the last)

and

"This Is Page Three" (with no text)

Christ, and people wonder why we Americans have the lowest standardized test scores in the world. On page 3, the teacher writes "Page is to big." This is from the English teacher? I won't even mention that she used an exclamation mark instead of a question mark on the same page. The essay has better grammar than the teacher who's correcting it.

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its not an english paper

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Originally posted by Jack

"This Is Page Three" (with no text)

I did that ("This is my page 2" ) once for an essay in latin or english or something.

it didnt go over well.

Yeah not the English teacher but still... I like the "this is my page 2" though. I never did that, but I always cracked jokes in my papers and got creative with margins and line spacing to meet page requirements.

I don't think a real teacher checked that, the writing looks awful and there is "picturez" instead of "pictures". But the essay is hilarious.

I'd say Jack wrote the essay(seeing the tubgirl link) but if Jack wrote it, I'm sure there would have been more than the one.

Man im majoring in electrical engineering and if he actually did turn that in then that kids got some serious balls or about to fail out. I can't imagine ever giving anything remotely close to that to one of my professors. Funny as hell though.

thats funny

I so love the red pen.

Okay, the essay was funny as hell, I'm just not buying that there's a teacher that would give you 61% for it.