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Good Morning New York, I'm Homo sexual. Back to you Tom.

"turns out not just fat chicks like weiners"

Al tries to play off his premature ejaculation...

Only after he'd said it, did Al realise he'd professed his love for weiners live on air....

A wienie in my mouth makes me smile. C'mon New York. Stuff those wienies!

fat eddie murphy, im just a fat eddie murphy!!

word up ...dog

"the weiner, it tastes great and also double as a suppository see? i have two right now. one in my hand and you can guess where else..."

"I can deep throat it, want to see?"

"now lets see what happens when i fit my weiner in my mouth."

I hereby challenge any woman to take a wienie deeper than me.

What are you talkin' bout Willis?

please...do not attempt to do this at home as it is being performed by a professional!

No longer able to hide his love affair with the frankfurter. He outed himself on national television and announced he would consummate their nuptials after these messages.

"help me....i'm about to be sucked into a black hole" screams sausage!!

Remember folks, if you want to stay thin like me it binge then purge@

Matt, How about tonight......you know......

Honestly - its usually much bigger than this, it must be the cold weather.

...and then I'm gonna go smoke me some cock. Wait - did I say that out loud?

"I dasn't gat's me no fried chicken, so dis here shit hatta do. AIGHT??"