That first date is like being an umpire...
SHE: " I just got done with my vegetarian classes"
.....Strike 1
SHE: "My last boyfriend reads to me under the covers"
.....Ball 1
SHE: "I really liked his cat-in-the-hat game"
......Oh nooo low and away...ball 2
SHE: " I am a member of women's lib"
.....Strike 2
SHE:"NO I'm sorry I cant go out tommorrow, I have an appointment with my shrink...he's gonna cure....
......Strike 3
.... my nymphoanic tendencies
.....But the catcher drops the catch..........
SHE: " I just got done with my vegetarian classes"
.....Strike 1
SHE: "My last boyfriend reads to me under the covers"
.....Ball 1
SHE: "I really liked his cat-in-the-hat game"
......Oh nooo low and away...ball 2
SHE: " I am a member of women's lib"
.....Strike 2
SHE:"NO I'm sorry I cant go out tommorrow, I have an appointment with my shrink...he's gonna cure....
......Strike 3
.... my nymphoanic tendencies
.....But the catcher drops the catch..........
