Are you an iWhore?
1. iWhore
Cultish person who waits at Steve Jobs sacred rear portal for fecal manna to fall, so he or she may purchase the item before it hits the floor. Mass e-mailings from apple directly stimulate this person's iSpot.
EXAMPLE
Jamie enjoyed listening to Apple press conferences with her credit card between her legs. She was an unapologetic iWhore, even though it had cost her friends and family.
2. iWhore
A person who will do anything for free iTunes songs - even looking through trash for bottlecaps.
EXAMPLE
Brett F. is a total iWhore.
So, if either of these descriptions describe you, say it loud, say it proud... "I am an iWHORE!"
This message approved by The Friends of PC
1. iWhore
Cultish person who waits at Steve Jobs sacred rear portal for fecal manna to fall, so he or she may purchase the item before it hits the floor. Mass e-mailings from apple directly stimulate this person's iSpot.
EXAMPLE
Jamie enjoyed listening to Apple press conferences with her credit card between her legs. She was an unapologetic iWhore, even though it had cost her friends and family.
2. iWhore
A person who will do anything for free iTunes songs - even looking through trash for bottlecaps.
EXAMPLE
Brett F. is a total iWhore.
So, if either of these descriptions describe you, say it loud, say it proud... "I am an iWHORE!"
This message approved by The Friends of PC
