answer & question thread

42 or it's a Monty Python Movie like someone said earlier.

Can't you read?

yes i can read

how many fingers am i holding up?

one.


Can I pull it?

yes

did it smell nice?

no, a little like cabbage

What are you doing?

typing my answer.



Where in the world are you.

yeah and it scratched the hell outta me

Do you have any 8's

no






do you like cartoons?

yes

whats your favourite

Jessica Rabbit


what is the air speed velocity of a swallow

depends if it's carrying a coconut

do you mean african or european swallow?

if its carrying a coconut it would have to be African

How do you know so much about swallows?

I've seen the holy grail

why would it have to be african?

Because it has a cocanut

What cartoon would you be?

Hong Kong Fooey

Why can't you spell coconut properly?

Cause i can not spell

Why are pommies so full of shit?

because otherwise the other countries would get jealous of our success

why don't say where you're really from?

Because I dont want any crazy Britts stocking me.



What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Run around like a greased up deaf guy

Mike Ditka vs the Bears? (who wins)

Da Bears!!!



Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?