answer & question thread

soccer

will Poland count in WC 2006?

no

will switzerland qualify for wc 2006 in germany?

for your sake, YES!

Why do dentists tools look like torture devices?

Dentists are the decendents of the Spanish Inquisition (Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.)

Why ask Why?

Because I'm a dumbass.

Why does everybody give the Crimson Tide and the rest of the SEC a hard time and no respect when the SEC is the best conference in NCAA football?

(note to anyone not from southern U.S. : college football is our soccer, our love. Our entire worthless existence is based around it around here. Our football rivalries bust apart marriages, families, and make mortal enemies of best friends)

i dunno





why cant i get my old lady to do what i say?

You don't watch Oprah or Dr. Phil w/ her...Now you must, every day!!!

How can fat dudes like Dr. Phil write a diet book?

with an extra skinny pen


what shall i do today?

look at WBW

what should I wear to work tomorrow?

what should I wear to work tomorrow?

why wear anything?

birthday suit's arent too popular these days

why does the world suck so bad???

because everything is expensive and women won't fuck anything that moves, like men do.

why is maryjewanna illegal?

Because of guys like you.


Who is your favorite actor?

Gary Busey...ok, not really. Tom Hanks is the man.

Who is your favorite Porn Star?

That would be Sylvia Saint.She has a smoking body and I saw her taking it in the ass standing up and then turn around and blow the guy then repeat....Gnarly
How old were you when you lost youre virginity and to who and where.

16. to a 27 year old coworker. at her apartment....boring, I know

What kind of shoes should I buy tomorrow?

red converse sneakers

should i let my mother in law blow me?

If your wife doesnt mind.

How many beers should i buy for two people tomorrow?

1 case cheap beer & a 6 pack of something good. Go for an Octoberfest seasonal

What kind of beer should I buy tomorrow?

bud

will masturbation make me blind?