All the facts you ever needed to know about a PENIS

Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks

Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

Average # of erections during the night: 9

Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches

The human equalivent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)

Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds

Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours

Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)

Shelf life of a hostess twinkie: 7 years

Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100

Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm

Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm

Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm

# of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: almost 6

In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet.

Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.

Dairy products can create a foul taste.

The taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.

ACIDIC FRUITS AND ALCOHOL (EXCEPT PROCESSED LIQUORS) GIVE IT A PLEASANT AND SUGARY TASTE.

Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown

Drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun.

Odors that increase blood flow to the penis:lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie. (Happy Thanksgiving!)

Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower.

It is common for men to wake up with "morning wood," a name for an a.m. erection.

Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false.

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Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

Ummm, yeah, the other 46% are full of shit.

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Originally posted by wineanddine

Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

Is that 41% of the 54%, or 41% overall, meaning it would be a rather large majority of the 54%?

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Originally posted by BillK

[reply=wineanddine]
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

Is that 41% of the 54%, or 41% overall, meaning it would be a rather large majority of the 54%?



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What the fuck are you trying to say?

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Originally posted by BillK

[reply=wineanddine]
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

Is that 41% of the 54%, or 41% overall, meaning it would be a rather large majority of the 54%?



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it's only those who masturbate once a day who feel guilty

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Originally posted by Nissemand

[reply=BillK]
[reply=wineanddine]
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

Is that 41% of the 54%, or 41% overall, meaning it would be a rather large majority of the 54%?



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it's only those who masturbate once a day who feel guilty
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Well by reading the grammatical assumption of the two statements, one can have confidence that it's 41% of the 54%.

Thats far too much to know about my dick.

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Originally posted by wineanddine

Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false.

Thats bullshit!!! if a guy is gettin it on and then the sexual activity stops before the man ejaculates his balls can hurt... thats what blue balls are... how can you say thats false... won't happen every single time but it does happen.... more often when the man is very close to orgasm...

Mine is 57 years old and i get laid 4-7 times a day by my 27 year old hottie wife!!!! No pills of any kind taken here. Live clean, drink lots of water, eat healthy and use it 4-7 x a day and you will not need to know anything else about your cock!!!!

I'm old, my wife isn't blah blah blah....

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Originally posted by wineanddine

In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet.

Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.

Dairy products can create a foul taste.

The taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.

ACIDIC FRUITS AND ALCOHOL (EXCEPT PROCESSED LIQUORS) GIVE IT A PLEASANT AND SUGARY TASTE.

Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown

Drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun.

Odors that increase blood flow to the penis:lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie. (Happy Thanksgiving!)

yep all true

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Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

if you cant get it up more than 15 times....you just aint trying

it's good to see a serious discussion on a WBW forum