Alanis Morissette Lyric Generator

"Don't you just love Alanis Morissette? Doesn't her music just set your heart afire with the passion of misspent youth? Don't you wish you could write catchy pop hits just like she does?

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i liked mine so much i am posting it here:

"Why"

Punks, bitches, morons
Why God, Why?
Bitches, noobs, newbies
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of newbies
Like a William shakespeare character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Illiterates, punks, dildos
Why God, Why?
Newbies, dildos, morons
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of newbies
Like a William shakespeare character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of newbies
Like a William shakespeare character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?

This was mine:


"I Think"

I Think idiots are really a huge problem
I Think deaths are too much on my mind
I Think McDonalds have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a rancid yellow rain, beating down on me
Like a Kafka line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Pam's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Greasy Cheeseburgers
Blame it on Greasy Cheeseburgers
Blame it on Greasy Cheeseburgers

I Think murders are gonna drive us all crazy
And slime make me feel like a child
I Think Vomit will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a rancid yellow rain, beating down on me
Like a Kafka line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Pam's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Greasy Cheeseburgers
Blame it on Greasy Cheeseburgers
Blame it on Greasy Cheeseburgers

Like a rancid yellow rain, beating down on me
Like Pam's smile, cruel and cold
Like Kafka's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Greasy Cheeseburgers
Blame it on Greasy Cheeseburgers
Blame it on Greasy Cheeseburgers

very nice dissection of your feeling about mcdoanlds in general and cheese burgers specifically...

HAH..HA..I call her "lil anus is more upset" every time my niece starts playin her music..that voice..eeeessshhh..damn!

"Why"

POVERTY, WASTE, GREED
Why God, Why?
WASTE, PREJUDICE, HATE
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this BLUE horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of HATE
Like a EDGAR ALLEN POE character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

RELIGION, POVERTY, EXPLOITATION
Why God, Why?
HATE, EXPLOITATION, GREED
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this BLUE disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of HATE
Like a EDGAR ALLEN POE character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this BLUE misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of HATE
Like a EDGAR ALLEN POE character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?

i loved the submit button "you oughta submit"

here is mine ( a flamer one lol)

"Will to Live"

I feel miserable
Soldiers make me ill
I feel miserable
Rockets tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
Oil barrels are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die

Is it because of invasion that I feel this way?
With the red rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of Blix, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

George Broke My Will to Live
George Broke My Will to Live
George Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
George Broke My Will to Live

I feel miserable
Tanks rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Embassadors defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Entepeneurs are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of invasion that I feel this way?
With the red rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Blix, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

George Broke My Will to Live
George Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, George Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
George Broke My Will to Live

"I Think" performed unplugged by Youngster.

I Think idiots are really a huge problem
I Think assholes are too much on my mind
I Think cockroaches have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like a who? line, which won't let go of my brain
Like mimmi's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on rednecks
Blame it on rednecks
Blame it on rednecks

I Think frank's are gonna drive us all crazy
And mustard brands make me feel like a child
I Think hotdog stands will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like a who? line, which won't let go of my brain
Like mimmi's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on rednecks
Blame it on rednecks
Blame it on rednecks

Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like mimmi's smile, cruel and cold
Like who?'s ass, it is in my head
Blame it on rednecks
Blame it on rednecks
Blame it on rednecks

Easy on the rednecks. I live in West Virginia!!

hehe, aww sorry

Just pulling your chain a little, bud!!

anyway, rednecks can be found anywhere in the world I'm not even from the USA.

Heck, my father is a redneck!

Yes they can be found anywhere. But West Virginia seems to have a rather heavy concentration of them! But I guess that's cool!

haha Gotta go visit West Virgina the next time I come to america then

I bet my dad would have no trouble finding a beer-buddy within 5 minutes :P

Please do. It's a beautiful state!