A young couple wanted to join the church, the pastor told them, "We have aspecial requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex forone whole month." The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church.When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was crying and thehusband was obviously very depressed. "You are back so soon... Is there a problem?" the pastor inquired. "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sexfor the required month." the young man replied sadly. The pastor asked him what happened. "Well, the first week was difficult... However, we managed to abstainthrough sheer willpower." "The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed toabstain." "However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer,reading from the Bible...anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts." "One afternoon my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it.When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and I just had myway with her right then and there. It was lustful, loud, passionate sex. Itlasted for over an hour and when we were done we were both drenched insweat admitted the man, shamefacedly. The pastor lowered his head and said sternly, "You understand this means youwill not be welcome in our church." "We know," said the young man, hanging his head. "We're not welcome at HomeDepot either."
ray1 18 years ago
funniest i had heard for a while was hoping someone else would like it
bisthrngrl 18 years ago
We have threads made for jokes http://www.whatboyswant.com/forum_read/3111923/1/10
And funny pics, and several other things
And funny pics, and several other things
