50 things guys wish girls would know

funny but whoever wrote it probably hasn't gotten laid in a looong time!

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Originally posted by coxy08

did you just take that from urban dictionary, sure i just read that there.

that is correct sir

"funny but whoever wrote it probably hasn't gotten laid in a looong time!"

Laid* 8 mins ago....also i forgot where i got it from and a dental dam is plastic wrap you put over a woman’s vagina to prevent fluids from getting into your mouth, it would be like wearing a condom and getting a blowjob just doesnt work.

25. Never under any circumstance take a shit while you are around us
or fart. Just thinking about it makes us sick. Never think it's funny to hold our heads under the duvet either. (farting ALLLWAYS FUNNY especially at somewhere like a funeral)

26. While giving us oral, don't be afraid to GENTLY massage our boobs - they do still exist
(do you know how hard it is to remember to lick suck move around constantly finger rub and tongue the vagina all at once....sorry the fact that i remember to breath at the same time is a miracle

Also side note took me till 45 to realize breath through your ears meant eating you out...anyone else confused on that one too

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Originally posted by Lukus04

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Donkey Punch

Verb. Noun.
Whilst participating in either vaginal or anal ‘doggy style’ intercourse, during the instant before the male ejaculates, the penis is inserted (or kept) in the female's anus, at which point he delivers a swift punch to the back of the female’s cranium. This results in the simultaneous contraction of the anal sphincter and various other muscles in the female, thus producing a tremendous sensation for the male. However, for the technique to render successful, the receiving party must be knocked utterly unconscious.

Classy!
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THX for the info, You just neve stop learning

dailyadultjokes thats the place also found this on here and i really need to share this, this is for anyone who has been in the armed forces

Sound advice
AIM TOWARDS THE ENEMY.” - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

“WHEN THE PIN IS PULLED, MR. GRENADE IS NOT OUR FRIEND.” -US Marine Corps

“CLUSTER BOMBING FROM B-52s IS VERY, VERY ACCURATE. THE BOMBS ARE GUARANTEED TO ALWAYS HIT THE GROUND.” - U.S.A.F. Armament Group

“IF THE ENEMY IS IN RANGE, SO ARE YOU.” - Infantry Journal

“A SLIPPING GEAR COULD LET YOUR M203 GRENADE LAUNCHER FIRE WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT. THAT WOULD MAKE YOU QUITE UNPOPULAR IN WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR UNIT.” - Army’s magazine of prevention maintenance

“IT IS GENERALLY INADVISABLE TO EJECT DIRECTLY OVER THE AREA YOU JUST BOMBED” - US. Air Force manual

“TRACERS WORK BOTH WAYS.” - U.S. Army Ordnance

“BRAVERY IS BEING THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS YOU’RE AFRAID.” -Col. David Hackworth

“IF YOUR ATTACK IS GOING TOO WELL, YOU’RE WALKING INTO AN AMBUSH.” -Infantry Journal

“ANY SHIP CAN BE A MINESWEEPER....ONCE.” - Anonymous

“NEVER TELL THE PLATOON SERGEANT YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO.” - Unknown Marine Recruit

“DON’T DRAW FIRE; IT IRRITATES THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU.” - Infantry Journal

“IF YOU SEE A BOMB TECHNICIAN RUNNING, TRY TO KEEP UP WITH HIM.” -U.S.A.F. Armament Group

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Originally posted by livewierd

Also side note took me till 45 to realize breath through your ears meant eating you out...anyone else confused on that one too

I got it right away. Not just eating her out, but constantly. If you could breathe through your ears you could stay focused the whole time and never have to take a second to breathe.

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Originally posted by Cypher04

[reply=coxy08]
did you just take that from urban dictionary, sure i just read that there.

that is correct sir
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who ever wrote this .........
still remember S H A V E !!!

good job on both lists

Too funny!

Oh, a 'dental dam' is made of LATEX and can be flavoured in the same way as condoms. Sometimes used when one partner has an infection and doesn't want to pass it on - but also another 'safe sex' method. Originally used by dentists, hence the name. But not for those reasons, obviously. Unless you visit a pervy dentist...

, great lists on both. i enjoyed reading this topic

Now we need the girls here to give the guys hints on how to breathe through their ears. And just a note - not ALL guys want us to shave!

^^ i second that. i like a nice trim, but hairless doesn't do much for me.

Forget the "Dental Dam" I love the taste of Pussy!! and yeah.. a little hair is nice!! bald, is like getting on with a kid..

Breath through the ears? What's wrong with your nose? Anyway, real oral sex officionados have a tracheotomy.

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Originally posted by livewierd

26. While giving us oral, don't be afraid to GENTLY massage our boobs - they do still exist
(do you know how hard it is to remember to lick suck move around constantly finger rub and tongue the vagina all at once....sorry the fact that i remember to breath at the same time is a miracle

Actually, if you learn to do it right there's minimal movement/things to do...just gotta learn what "right" is for your girl (slippery snakes...can't all be the same like men are...gotta be "different" and make us work for it...((ok, yay, much more fun that way )))

Just keep practicing, bud! I'm sure the extra effort will help with #4, 8, 10, 26, 46, 47 and, possibly but not including, #8



....by the way, what kind of guy honestly says this???

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18. Just cause you get our dick one night, does not give you any right
to get it the next.