ABC's of Porn

Found this on another site, but it was too funny, I had to pass it along (beer)

A is for Asshole


B is for Biting your own nipple


C is for Curved Cock sucker


D is for Debate

The Debate topic : Is this photoshopped?
If it is they went to alot of trouble to do it properly.

E is for Emergency services


F is for Fascination


G is for Gasping for breath


H is for Having a Ciggie


I is for I think you forgot to wear some panties there Miss.


J is for Jizz


K is for Kisses


L is for laptop


M is for Metal Girl
She likes to fuck to Hatebreed


N is for Nuts, Having them sucked


O is for "Oh My God!" she said


P is for Pillow Biter


Q is for Quote from Scrubs
Turk : "The only difference between a white girl and a black girl is when a black girl asks you if her butt looks big in this, you say Hell Yeah!


R is for Raver


S is for Snookered


T is for Typical Punk Rock Girls


U is for Using a Chair leg for a dildo


V is for Vibrators


W is for Wondering


X is for X rated fun times, (oh come on nothing starts with X)


Y is for You have mind blowing orgasms with a vibrator up your ass and two fingers working your clit.



Z is for zebra

Thats not a zebra, but she's striped with cum

Hoot..... good stuff Nik!!! Thanks!!!

I was waiting for you to see it bonz, knew you'd like it (beer)

i like it too

Well done, like that !

Good work Níkos.!

ooo i love M and P


awesome post nikos

Nice one! Thanks for that.

Great post Nikos! Definitely one of your best!

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Originally posted by Níkos.

U is for Using a Chair leg for a dildo

Nice work Nikos

that was fun

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Originally posted by murray_mint

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U is for Using a Chair leg for a dildo

Nice work Nikos
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I know, that's the craziest one I think!

I don't get it, it says metal girl, but she likes to fuck to Hatebreed?

Good found! Well done

great post

Damn now thats the way to learn the ABC

they should teach it like that in kindergarden.

fun post not a big fan of L thoe

Nice, thanks