Recently I've been a leggings man, tight jeans are good too, and everyone knows a short skirt has its place. But the other night in a bar in L.A. I got into a snog/fondle with a beautiful young lady from somewhere near Toledo, and as she was giving me blue balls writhing around against me in her little black dress it occurred to me that maybe I hadn't given the dress enough credit over the years. So I've been doing some research, and it seems it's true. I haven't given dresses enough credit. Have you?
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