Oh EL....you have really made my morning. This shit is too funny.
F.
So no fans of labia hot dogging? I mean SP being a fan of full on penetration was a given, but still, no one is into hot dogging? And here I thought this was a site for perverts.
Think of a shirt that buttons up in the front.
You're just mad that some chick figured out how to stop all you lesbians from stealth cunnilingus-ing. She probably was minding her own business in a changing stall and one of you slid under the stall door and tried to tongue punch her in the goods. But she spotted her in the mirror and took swift action to escape the conversion process.
Meanwhile, I'm lovin' that Davey got some fresh lobsters and clean air. Good on ya !
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I'm about 98% sure that EL has a different internet then I have.
wow, there's some nasty shit in there. Yuck.
I'm impressed by the dude hitting the ping pong ball with his junk. He's got good wang/eye coordination.
F1098 finds this awesome.
What do they call it...dong pong ?
hm, suppose you would have an "outfit like that" in #360, and you approach the security gate at an airport, the alarm goes and the security guard looks you in the eye,
- What on earth do you say ?
- "Errhm , dear officer, I, eh, have two, eh, major bolts, in my... because I think it's ... and my hubby likes hotdogs and ...,
- Can i pass please ?"