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Ladies and Gentlemen, can I have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen.

Starter: EricLindros Posted: 16 years ago Views: 5.1K
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CANNNONBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



And, more importantly, Jennifer Love Hewitt-Lindros is hot again. Somehow, probably thorough sorcery, magic, loads of self-loathing and cocaine, she has managed to transform back from the legged-manatee that we all saw in those flubby-flabbery pictures in her bikini a year or so ago, into a lovely moth. Why all the attention to this mothly development, you ask? Well, I'll tell you...

The significance of the moth is change. Caterpillar into chrysalis, or pupa, and from thence into beauty.


So enjoy the pictures while I take a beautiful vacation with my penis and we get together again. We'll relive old times, and pretend it's 1998 all over again.

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Niicee.

That fucking Jamie Kennedy..he must have a whole god damn library in his house..JUST PACKED full of leather bound books, and some sort of machine that produces the smell of rich mahogany.
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Originally posted by Honda_X

Niicee.

That fucking Jamie Kennedy..he must have a whole god damn library in his house..JUST PACKED fulled of leather bound books, and some sort of machine that produces the smell of rich mahogany.


What in the fuck are you going on about?





But Jennifer does have pretty nice tits!!

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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

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What in the fuck are you going on about?


You've got a dirty, whorish mouth.

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary.

A straight shot.

Right to the baby-maker.
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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

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What in the fuck are you going on about?


Just running jokes from after the year 1928, sorry...you must feel left out.

Also, way to quote me right before I fixed my comment...


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Originally posted by EricLindros

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You've got a dirty, whorish mouth.

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary.

A straight shot.

Right to the baby-maker.



That too.

Also, RD, your hair looks stupid, and the jazz flute is for little fairy boys.
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My right ovary is fucking killing me. I have no idea whats going on with my body since having this miscarriage. I still haven't got my period & my RE's office will not do anything about that until I've hit the 8 week mark. (To bad we're not talking pregnancy here) - so I have a ways to go.



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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

I have no idea whats going on with my body since having this miscarriage. I still haven't got my period

Why don't you go back to your home on whore island!
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GO FUCK YOURSELF, SAN DIEGO!!
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She does look good... wow! Im impressed!

Wonder what her butt looks like though?
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Originally posted by EricLindros

GO FUCK YOURSELF, SAN DIEGO!!


That's an amusing statement, considering "San Diego" actually means "a whales vagina"..

...don't mind me, just hitting everyone with some knowledge.
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I'm sure that's wrong.
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Silly n00b!! The awesome Honda is never wromg!!



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Originally posted by Winkie090

I'm sure that's wrong.


Agree to disagree.
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OMG she is hot as fuck. Great tits and legs to die for...
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