11. Danica McKellar – I know, I know, you young’n’s are like, “Who?” and you middleun’s are like, “Winnie Cooper?” and you old fogies are like, “Where’s my dentures?” Well, yeah. See, Danica was a little awkward-ish looking back in the day, but my how she has changed. But the great part is that not only is she hot, but she’s not crazy, like most crazy crazed celebs, and she’s actually kind of smart, which, you know, can have it’s uses, at times. Like, you know, if you’re ever faced with a date on the set of Jeopardy or something. Anyway, she’s recently made a little bit of a comeback to the limelight as she’s published a book on math or something, and while she was promoting that my weiner said, “You know, ‘Dros, damn if that chick isn’t slammyable. For reals.”






