Oil them puppies up.

i could suck on those babies for years

Need high tensile-strength straps to rein in those beauties! (And, yes, I realize they're probably surgically augmented - I still love 'em!)

I've seen Guernseys with less bag than that....
Don't go to near a cattle farm babyh, you'll get hooked up to the milking machine!
Ugh!