just one question freddy---WTF is going on here

Tar babies.

in 1986 i was peace keeping in the sinai. an attraction at the dead sea in israel was the heavy salted dead sea mud. people would cake themselves in it as it is considered really good for the skin. this looks just like it

I've heard of a mud pack, but this is ridiculous.

featured at your nearest Gulf Coast beach

Holy Shit the creature from the black lagoon!