Far left for me. I wanna give her my nine iron, show her my 3 wood, sink my balls in her hole, play through her fairway, rub my putter on her green, oh the golf puns go on and on and on. Of course the way Tiger Woods is goin these days it will probably come out that he fucked all four of these girls too!!

I've got a club and some balls you can carry

they spelled all of those words wrong.. it should say 'candy'