Grandpa wanted a picture of his grand daughter on the right and her cute friend. So to get them to smile back at him in a natural way , he said aloud " I have a eight inch penis ". It worked too . Of course they wanted him to prove it right after this picture . So he did with some eager assistance from them and their super soft hands. But we have nothing to measure him with ! said her friend still tugging him till he quickly popped his load . " Ahh it's shrinking now Grandpa . " said his granddaughter Amanda ". Now we can't measure ". said her friend Heather