He found out way back when that his still single sister would give it up if you asked her nice enough and promised to pull out in time. He forgot to pull out in time.

gave an 8 but a wax job would have been a 10

Flesh in state of decomposition.

Her thighs are crushers.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But it would feel great.....!!!

Add a little rope and she'd be a ten.