That's awesome being on vacation with a couple of hot chicks that are nice and comfortable,,,

great threesome candidates

You have arrived at a propitious moment, coincident with your country's one indisputable contribution to Western Civilization: Afternoon tea. May I press you to a cucumber sandwich?

If we run out of cream, dad says he will give us some......

I'm too civilised to do a "would you like some cream in your coffee ?" joke.......