Last year I was on vacation with my brother sisters and my parents. We got a great beach spot early and were relaxing, reading, and enjoying the sun. We went and got in the water and swam and threw the football and when we get back this woman was in this exact pose directly in front of where I had been sitting. Young and fit and in a thong. I had to move or else everyone on the beach would have thought I was the biggest creeper on the planet.