No, really, I don't think you're drunk just because you're sitting sideways on the potty...

I bet she will think twice about acting like such a hot shit after some kid's pet snake just went up her ass! Young girls acting cool and stupid, you can't beat it with a stick.

got to open wider then that for me

Yeah baby, just open a little bit more wider...

i guess she's waitng on the booze to flow out

she looks super cute, even if she's going to the bathroom

" I have to fill this bottle for the piss test for the job"