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Kanzen 17 years ago

FeFe has road rage.

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franklin 17 years ago

good one Fefe

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EricLindros 17 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by Demonicmale

Well, its not like it was actual live footage of a turd stabbing...

Nah, just a cartoon depiction of a hardened turd stabbing sexhole.

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Lvl 27

DEMO 17 years ago

Indeed, I'm sure its nothing that Elmer Fudd has never thought about doing

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Junior™ 17 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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thas too damn funny.

EL's cartoon kinda made me want to throw up though!!

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Lvl 26

Kanzen 17 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by After a lengthy discussion of setting up high performance networks, NAS, and other various oddities

1:11:53 PM <Kanzen>: Damnit I need to become a pornstar.
1:11:56 PM <Kanzen>: A geek pornstar.
1:12:43 PM <Demonicmale>:
1:14:03 PM <Kanzen>: *knock at the door; a hot blonde in a skimpy outfit opens it* "Ma'am, I'm here to fix your PC.", "Oh its right here. But I don't know how I could ever repay you.", "Well how about you have some fun with my joystick?", "Oh baby that is huge... I don't know if that would ever fit in my tight USB3 port.", "I'll make it fit, just make sure to use a firewall for protection."
1:14:24 PM <Kanzen>: *cue the bad music and awkward sex with about six position changes and then a money shot*
1:14:45 PM <Demonicmale>: You really are a computer geek aren't you
1:15:11 PM <Kanzen>: At least I stayed away from the obvious Unix command jokes.
1:15:35 PM <Demonicmale>: That just setup the funniest pron scene in my head that I've ever thought of
1:15:42 PM <Kanzen>: who | grep -i blonde } date cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp, yes; uptime; unmount; sleep.
1:15:58 PM <Demonicmale>:
1:16:26 PM <Kanzen>: Or better yet...
1:17:19 PM <Kanzen>: who | grep -i redhead | talk; cd ~; wine; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; more; yes; gasp; unmount; make clean; sleep
1:17:55 PM <Demonicmale>: dude its not a race
1:18:32 PM <Kanzen>: But... that would mean... porn lied to me?!?
1:19:07 PM <Demonicmale>: Indeed
1:19:10 PM <Demonicmale>:
1:19:57 PM <Kanzen>: This convo is worth sharing in spam.
1:20:07 PM <Kanzen>: *gets out text editor for nice formatting*

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4tookerplace 17 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by TickLes

Panel #2 you could also teach the parrot to say:
"I paid for the hour bitch."
"Your skin looks good...on my floor!"
"Grown ups don't cry when we do this."
"So, that's what Honda's cock looks like....huh."
"It's won't be rape anymore when your dead."
"Would you like to buy some AmWay products?"
"I think more clearly when I don't take my meds."
"Oh, it'll still hurt, you just won't be able to move."
"You just ate some."
"Safe word? Fuck that!"
"Turn it off.....TURN IT OFF!"
"Stop praying, god can't hear you here."

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