Worst Slogan ever!

So what is the worst slogan that someone has tried to hit you with!?
Give examples and did they work for you?

Like this:
1. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let´s get you out of these wet clothes.
2. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.



OK, im bored

do you wash your clothes with windex, cause I can really see myself in your pants....

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Originally posted by Disturbed95

do you wash your clothes with windex, cause I can really see myself in your pants....

Nice one! Anyone else?!

want to do some arithmatic, we can subtract our clothes, divide your legs, add us together and start multipling....

our teacher told us this in calculus

"you must be a a differential equation, because I want to be tangent to your curves."

These are a few lines I have used heard or even saw someone use, some are funny, some will work, some may get you shot, but none the less they are all funny in their own little ways!

"Wanna play circus? You Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight."

(Break ice on bar) "Now that we've broken the ice, my place or yours?"

"Hey, wanna fuck?"

"I've lost my number, can I borrow yours?"

"I wanna touch you in every place your last lover forgot to."

"Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house."

"I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!"

"I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?"

"I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list."

"If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?"

"Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"

"That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed."

"Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good. "

"Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!"

"Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

"Baicarumba...are those real?"

"Be unique and different, just say yes."

"Can I flirt with you?"

"Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track."

"Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin."

"Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position."

"Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? "

"I'm good at math, U+I=69"

"I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. "

"You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me."

"Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw."

"Please help the homeless. Take me home with you..."

Hope you enjoyed.....

As Is OR

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

our teacher told us this in calculus

"you must be a a differential equation, because I want to be tangent to your curves."

geek

how about:

"ur dad must have been a thief, cause he stole all the stars and put them in ur eyes"
"can i borrow some change? i need to call my mom and tell her i just fell in love"
"must have hurt!.... when u fell from the sky"

never seen them WORK though

"ur dad must have been a thief, cause he stole all the stars and put them in ur eyes"
is old

"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

"if u lick it i will cum"

"just think with me around you will always be good looking by comparison."

Found few more. Some are but there is also few good ones


Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

You´ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I´m the only one talking to you.

I´m a bird watcher and I´m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

I´m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Earth tonight.

Wanna play army? I´ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Oh, I´m sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

I´d really like to see how you look when I´m naked.

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You must be the limp doctor because I´ve got a stiffy.

I´d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

If it´s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

You know, if I were you, I´d have sex with me.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

Fuck me if I´m wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

My name is *Your name here* .... remember that, you´ll be screaming it later.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi, I´m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

My friend wants to know if YOU think I´M cute."

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

My name isn´t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don´t you like pizza?

Baby, I´m an American Express lover...you shouldn´t go home without me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? no..........? Can I???

Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

"hey...you ever been eaten out before?" "no" "Wanna?"

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Originally posted by TickLer

[reply=Bangledesh]
our teacher told us this in calculus

"you must be a a differential equation, because I want to be tangent to your curves."

geek
[/reply]



if you understood it you're just as geeky as i am

'in God We Trust"

I can tell just by looking at you that you've heard every cheap line in the book. So one more isn't gonna hurt, right?

aren't you tired? of running away from me in my dreams?

Old one

good ones

Quote:

Originally posted by robin4str8

"ur dad must have been a thief, cause he stole all the stars and put them in ur eyes"
is old

which one of those ones here where new to YOU?

Quote:

Originally posted by Ryytmanni

Found few more. Some are but there is also few good ones

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

::Memorizes::