Worst girlfriend/boyfriend experience....

Ok since I am still continously getting nagged by my bitch of an ex-girlfriend and the only thing she manages to do well is to piss me off ...I'm wondering if everyone else would be gracious enough to share their stories of misery involving the worst ex you've ever had, things they did or said to just piss you off etc....all stories welcome. Thanks.

id like to help you out...but all my ex's are nice

it helps to completely cut ties with them too...like before i got married, the ex i had was nice...just
kept calling me up for shit, was getting old..so i changed my mobile number, email adress and mailing adress. good thing too that at the time, i was moving place too..

never heard from them again..

yeah, i got one.

she was an american.

this was a cple fo yrs back when i was living in cali.. she was a complete nut-job but little did i know that until i was sucked into her vacuous world i like to refer to as: THE TWILIGHT ZONE. she liked to lie alot. nay. it was a twisted hobby for her. a sport, if you will. she once told me she got shot, amongst other things...
on top of that she also had episodes of seizures. it's still open to debate whether these were actual episodes or her own little game. i gotta tell ya it felt like i was in sone sick twisted movie with this chick. her moods were up and down. it was pretty crazy. i got some more shit. i'll leave that for another time.
last i heard of her she upped and married some guy( and that's a whole other story, right there) and has a kid. thank christ it ended when it ended with her.

and no, i don't have naked pics of her. any pics i did have of her were discarded post hast!

Years ago, I moved in with a woman I had only known for 10 days. Just young and stupid, I guess. The relationship was nice for a couple of months. But turned to shit quickly after that. The girl was a sneak and a liar, and was pretty much fucking any guy who could produce an erection. So, I moved out. It seems that after that, this girl moved on too. But she left a registered and AKC papered Irish Setter in the house. The dog died of starvation. The Humane Society filed charges against her, but I never knew what became of it. She just kind of disappeared.


Pisses me of to think about it to this day.

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wow.. that even pisses me off!!!

loool caribonz... i dunno its not a shitty experience coz im goin through it right now.. i really love my gf but she has this guy friend who she knows i ahte but still continues to talk to for long time. I keep telln her wtf is up with that shes like what i dont get to have any frnds.. im like no just take it easy wit him u guys talk way too much its reallly annoying and getting on my nerves really. He's a frnd of hers back hom so basically i cant drive up and feed him a couple.. suggestions?

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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

Years ago, I moved in with a woman I had only known for 10 days. Just young and stupid, I guess. The relationship was nice for a couple of months. But turned to shit quickly after that. The girl was a sneak and a liar, and was pretty much fucking any guy who could produce an erection. So, I moved out. It seems that after that, this girl moved on too. But she left a registered and AKC papered Irish Setter in the house. The dog died of starvation. The Humane Society filed charges against her, but I never knew what became of it. She just kind of disappeared.


Pisses me of to think about it to this day.

damm...hope she got what she deserved and gets a dirty sanchez from a doberman..

since i´ve only had one serious relationship (the one i´m in still) which is close to perfect, i gotta say: being badly in love for a girl who didnt give a shit about me for almost four years... that sucked.

Im just waiting for jeff to share a boyfriend story

I once had a gf who went from near perfect to outright nightmare.

When we first met I worked in a strip club and got not a word about it. About a year later she started to change. By this time I was working in a different industry and though I had direct contact with customers most were men. However my gf was starting to become jealous of any woman that I looked at or that looked at me. I was once accused of setting up a meeting time with a woman who asked me for directions in front of a gas station. No sex for me tonite, just a fight.

Then it got worse. She once told me that if she caught me cheating on her she would cut off my dick and then kill me. Okay, so she was redundant. So what happens next I caught her cheating behind my back. When caught she blames me for it, said I didn't spend enough time with her. Excuse me, both of us were going to school, working near fulltime, studying, getting some sleep and yes still having sex. She just wanted a dick somewhere in her and it didn't matter who it belonged to.

So like an idiot I forgave her but I damn sure didn't forget. And yup, sure enough she started to fuck around again. Making the same mistakes that got her caught the first time. This time she was out, that's it, done and over with. After a month she calls me up crying and wanting to get back together again. What? Can't find a dick today sweetie? Don't think so. When I told her that I had hooked up with a fellow student she hit the roof. For the next week it was nothing but her calls of anger and begging.

Don't know what happened to her since and don't care. But I did learn quite a few lessons from this one and the one that really sticks is this: Stay away from the jealous ones, they're completely unstable.

Sorry to hear about the problems the rest of you have had with relationships.
They can be difficult because we always go into them expecting the best.

I once had a girlfriend who was the jealous type she would get upset if I even
noticed another woman was there. She went really weird on me one day though.

We went to a restaurant with a friend of hers. The waitress was attractive with a
pretty face but she was pregnant. She had to be atleast 6 months along with her
belly sticking out like a beer gut. My girlfriend was kind of snappy with the
waitress and moody throughout the meal. After we left I asked her what was wrong.
She said the waitress was coming on to me and I was leading her on. The waitress
had been friendly as most good waitresses are but was definitely not coming on to
me. I was nice to her, as I would normally be to avoid having my food spit in,
but come on I'm not going to chase after a pregnant lady with my gf right there.
Not only was I surprised by my gfs accusation but her friend, who was there the
whole time was flabbergasted and looked at her as if she was high.

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Originally posted by ChicaFan

Sorry to hear about the problems the rest of you have had with relationships.
They can be difficult because we always go into them expecting the best.

I once had a girlfriend who was the jealous type she would get upset if I even
noticed another woman was there. She went really weird on me one day though.

We went to a restaurant with a friend of hers. The waitress was attractive with a
pretty face but she was pregnant. She had to be atleast 6 months along with her
belly sticking out like a beer gut. My girlfriend was kind of snappy with the
waitress and moody throughout the meal. After we left I asked her what was wrong.
She said the waitress was coming on to me and I was leading her on. The waitress
had been friendly as most good waitresses are but was definitely not coming on to
me. I was nice to her, as I would normally be to avoid having my food spit in,
but come on I'm not going to chase after a pregnant lady with my gf right there.
Not only was I surprised by my gfs accusation but her friend, who was there the
whole time was flabbergasted and looked at her as if she was high.

DEJA VU!

All x's normal ones...COMPLETELY INSANE!

Wish i could help u but i never speak to my exesses.

I got jacked off on the couch while my mom was passed out in the room. I was like 12 or 13 at the time. I kept trying to get her to stop but she wouldnt go for it. Not only was it ackward but she didnt know how to do it.

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Originally posted by steelnail

[reply=ChicaFan]
Sorry to hear about the problems the rest of you have had with relationships.
They can be difficult because we always go into them expecting the best.

I once had a girlfriend who was the jealous type she would get upset if I even
noticed another woman was there. She went really weird on me one day though.

We went to a restaurant with a friend of hers. The waitress was attractive with a
pretty face but she was pregnant. She had to be atleast 6 months along with her
belly sticking out like a beer gut. My girlfriend was kind of snappy with the
waitress and moody throughout the meal. After we left I asked her what was wrong.
She said the waitress was coming on to me and I was leading her on. The waitress
had been friendly as most good waitresses are but was definitely not coming on to
me. I was nice to her, as I would normally be to avoid having my food spit in,
but come on I'm not going to chase after a pregnant lady with my gf right there.
Not only was I surprised by my gfs accusation but her friend, who was there the
whole time was flabbergasted and looked at her as if she was high.

DEJA VU!
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Yeah, I know what you're saying. I read your story and I would have gone nuts if my
ex had cheated on me after putting up with all the unfounded jealousy.

I had a girlfriend that had an Ex husband. He broke into her flat late one night while I was there. Iwent to the door to stop him from coming in. He was ranting and raving and gained entry into the flat by punching a hole 18 inches in diametre in the sliding glass door window. There was a tense standoff at the door after what seemed like hours really just a few minutes he swung at me and she SHOT him with a target pistol. He died several minutes later. She was charged with Murder but at her trial was found not guilty due to self defence. At the time he was shot he stood less than 2 feet from me and the bullet missed me by less than six inches.

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Originally posted by thelion

I had a girlfriend that had an Ex husband. He broke into her flat late one night while I was there. Iwent to the door to stop him from coming in. He was ranting and raving and gained entry into the flat by punching a hole 18 inches in diametre in the sliding glass door window. There was a tense standoff at the door after what seemed like hours really just a few minutes he swung at me and she SHOT him with a target pistol. He died several minutes later. She was charged with Murder but at her trial was found not guilty due to self defence. At the time he was shot he stood less than 2 feet from me and the bullet missed me by less than six inches.

i've got some dandy ex- stories but this tops them all!!!