Thats right ladies, gents and trannies - We've wrangled ourselves a troll this afternoon.
Many of you may know and avoid a hatemonger that went by the name of SpazHairlip. This guy
did nothing but troll other peoples posts trying to get them angry and cause them to be
hurt.
His somewhat minute reign of terror only lasted less than ten minutes at a forum that I
co-run with our very own Yahman. His first two posts were hateful, racist bullshit.
So I banned him into oblivion, and sent him back to WBW crying about how we couldnt handle
the honest truth. What a fucking moron.
Fast forward to today - and Mr. Hairlip picked a fight with the wrong two people on the wrong
day - Fefe and Myself. Now granted - I have no power at WBW - Unless you need a quote train picture
or a killer breakdance number... Then Ive got you covered.
But where Mr. Dipshit went horribly wrong was insulting Fefe on many different levels, trying
to make himself feel better for his ultra small penis and lack of female companionship.
Such an angry little guy - he really needs a hug.
I'm not going to reproduce what he said to her here, because its more spout mouthed bullshit.
Needless to say, all he was trying to do was hurt someones feelings. Have a complex, junior?
I didn't know how right I was about to be.
Fefe then promptly had him banned (and rightfully so) and all that was left in the equation -
unfortunatley - was for him to log out so that that ban would take effect and keep him
from logging back in.
Uh oh. You just realized you done fucked up, son.
So - I sprung into action wanting to make good on my claim that I was going to show him what
it was really like to be trolled. But I decided to take another route...
This sick fuck was so full of hate and anger... he cant possibly have room for brains. So I
thought I'd try to trick him into logging out somehow.
Of course it wasnt supposed to work. I knew it wouldnt work.
Or would it?
So I shot something random out, thinking it could never work... But he was hooked.
He asked me what he was supposed to look for - so I threw more bullshit at him to see if it
would stick.. and what do you know? Like a magnet.
So the stage was set - would he really log out and try it? Holy shit!
At least he was nice enough to tell us goodbye.
Ahhhh. WHA HAPPEN?!?!
And just like that - this pimple on the ass of WBW is gone.
Still in disbelief.
Glorious!
Sweet, sweet victory.
So what lessons did we learn from this today class?
1. Being a sponsor does not give you the freedom to insult mods, sling hate and be a complete fuckbucket.
2. Never troll a member (or two in this case) that is smarter than you.
3. For someone who has such a perfect life - this sad fucker has been banned from TWO internet forums.
4. Always laugh at the expense of others. Always.
Hopefully that was an entertaining read for the fucking huge amount of time it took to compile.
Good day.
Many of you may know and avoid a hatemonger that went by the name of SpazHairlip. This guy
did nothing but troll other peoples posts trying to get them angry and cause them to be
hurt.
His somewhat minute reign of terror only lasted less than ten minutes at a forum that I
co-run with our very own Yahman. His first two posts were hateful, racist bullshit.
So I banned him into oblivion, and sent him back to WBW crying about how we couldnt handle
the honest truth. What a fucking moron.
Fast forward to today - and Mr. Hairlip picked a fight with the wrong two people on the wrong
day - Fefe and Myself. Now granted - I have no power at WBW - Unless you need a quote train picture
or a killer breakdance number... Then Ive got you covered.
But where Mr. Dipshit went horribly wrong was insulting Fefe on many different levels, trying
to make himself feel better for his ultra small penis and lack of female companionship.
Such an angry little guy - he really needs a hug.
I'm not going to reproduce what he said to her here, because its more spout mouthed bullshit.
Needless to say, all he was trying to do was hurt someones feelings. Have a complex, junior?
I didn't know how right I was about to be.
Fefe then promptly had him banned (and rightfully so) and all that was left in the equation -
unfortunatley - was for him to log out so that that ban would take effect and keep him
from logging back in.
Uh oh. You just realized you done fucked up, son.
So - I sprung into action wanting to make good on my claim that I was going to show him what
it was really like to be trolled. But I decided to take another route...
This sick fuck was so full of hate and anger... he cant possibly have room for brains. So I
thought I'd try to trick him into logging out somehow.
Of course it wasnt supposed to work. I knew it wouldnt work.
Or would it?
So I shot something random out, thinking it could never work... But he was hooked.
He asked me what he was supposed to look for - so I threw more bullshit at him to see if it
would stick.. and what do you know? Like a magnet.
So the stage was set - would he really log out and try it? Holy shit!
At least he was nice enough to tell us goodbye.
Ahhhh. WHA HAPPEN?!?!
And just like that - this pimple on the ass of WBW is gone.
Still in disbelief.
Glorious!
Sweet, sweet victory.
So what lessons did we learn from this today class?
1. Being a sponsor does not give you the freedom to insult mods, sling hate and be a complete fuckbucket.
2. Never troll a member (or two in this case) that is smarter than you.
3. For someone who has such a perfect life - this sad fucker has been banned from TWO internet forums.
4. Always laugh at the expense of others. Always.
Hopefully that was an entertaining read for the fucking huge amount of time it took to compile.
Good day.
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