Whats the most perverse thing you've done?

Whats the most perverse thing you've done? I've done some stuff but I wonder how what I've done comapers.

Once while on holiday while sharing a room with a stranger (sexy girl), I fapped using her face cloth.

One time I posted a lot pictures of naked girls to the internet.

i guess the most perverse thing i done was i followed a drunk lady into a hotel bathroom and as she was pissing on the toilet i pushed open the stall door which she didn't lock , i looked down at her and she was really drunk she looked up at me and smiled , i took out my cock and she grabbed it and started to suck mycock right there on the pot she sucked on my cock for about five minutes and then i heard other women coming in so i closed the stall door and tried to hide my feet behind the toilet, i heard the women whispering and they giggled and then left , i figured they knew something was going on. i then help the lady up and she cleaned herself up and said she was staying in the hotel , i told i was too and gave her my room number . she went back to the bar and i followed, she met up with her friends and watched her keep drinking til the bar closed and then i went to my room and left the door ajar. about ten minutes later she showed up and we had a few more drinks and got to it , i never knew her name , that was a pretty good night .

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Originally posted by starmark

i guess the most perverse thing i done was i followed a drunk lady into a hotel bathroom and as she was pissing on the toilet i pushed open the stall door which she didn't lock , i looked down at her and she was really drunk she looked up at me and smiled , i took out my cock and she grabbed it and started to suck mycock right there on the pot she sucked on my cock for about five minutes and then i heard other women coming in so i closed the stall door and tried to hide my feet behind the toilet, i heard the women whispering and they giggled and then left , i figured they knew something was going on. i then help the lady up and she cleaned herself up and said she was staying in the hotel , i told i was too and gave her my room number . she went back to the bar and i followed, she met up with her friends and watched her keep drinking til the bar closed and then i went to my room and left the door ajar. about ten minutes later she showed up and we had a few more drinks and got to it , i never knew her name , that was a pretty good night .

Dear Hustler...

........and memories of drinking in the dorms and reading the Hustler columns outloud to each other.

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Originally posted by starmark

i guess the most perverse thing i done was i followed a drunk lady into a hotel bathroom and as she was pissing on the toilet i pushed open the stall door which she didn't lock , i looked down at her and she was really drunk she looked up at me and smiled , i took out my cock and she grabbed it and started to suck mycock right there on the pot she sucked on my cock for about five minutes and then i heard other women coming in so i closed the stall door and tried to hide my feet behind the toilet, i heard the women whispering and they giggled and then left , i figured they knew something was going on. i then help the lady up and she cleaned herself up and said she was staying in the hotel , i told i was too and gave her my room number . she went back to the bar and i followed, she met up with her friends and watched her keep drinking til the bar closed and then i went to my room and left the door ajar. about ten minutes later she showed up and we had a few more drinks and got to it , i never knew her name , that was a pretty good night .

Sounds like one of those stories you'd see on Skinemax's show "The Best Sex You've Ever Had".

it was really a good night , getting drunk and banging a chick you don't know and never will see again.

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Originally posted by starmark

it was really a good night , getting drunk and banging a chick you don't know and never will see again.

Had that chance once in my life and can honestly say, I had no interest. For me, I guess that's one of those things that sounds interesting to read about, but to actually do it.... just not my cup of tea.

Your sister. She straight made me blush.
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Kidding.

I tried to masturbate in a theatre once. When I was like 13. I got like 10 strokes before I was like "this is stupid." That's pretty gross.

I dropped a pen in the library.

This one time at band camp...

I once bothered to try to explain to a bunch of yahoos on a porn board that the word "perverse" and "perverted" are two different words, with two different meanings.

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Originally posted by Tarquin

I once bothered to try to explain to a bunch of yahoos on a porn board that the word "perverse" and "perverted" are two different words, with two different meanings.

And how did that go?

It was a long distance flight... i was 17 and i wanked under the blanket when the light was dimmed....

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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

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And how did that go?

About how you'd expect, which is in itself perverse, but not particularly perverted.