What's your job?

I'm an Organization & Management Consultant for Construction Companies

i was a manager at the train catering and now iam a house dad.

My job is to watch pr0n on the Internet and look clever and pretend to understand something about programming computers.

Software Designer is the official title.

Only good thing about this job is the free gym.

i'm a barkeeper in a nightclub... it's fantastic...

I'm a drug runner. Nah, really I make glass eyes for stuffed animals at a museum.

soldier

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Originally posted by theheadhoncho

I'm a drug runner. Nah, really I make glass eyes for stuffed animals at a museum.

That's a f**king kewl job! Which museum?

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Originally posted by Priceless

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I'm a drug runner. Nah, really I make glass eyes for stuffed animals at a museum.

That's a f**king kewl job! Which museum?
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your kidding right?

Lol! Speed Freak-Where do you think your avatar's eyes came from? Huh?

student, Innenverwaltung (FH)

18 wheel trailer sales

In real life I am Fred Garvin--- Male Prostitute...

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Originally posted by ++speed++freak+

[reply=Priceless]
[reply=theheadhoncho]
I'm a drug runner. Nah, really I make glass eyes for stuffed animals at a museum.

That's a f**king kewl job! Which museum?
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your kidding right?
[/reply]I was. Don't know about him.

I work with public relations against big companies at a well known internet service provider.

...i run a MOBILE SPEEDOMETER REPAIR SERVICE here in san jose california...my site is www.speedometer.org.......although it sounds small time, i am constantly busy repairing broken speedometers...i also calibrate vehicles,repair guages, clocks,radios and antennas......and since i am mobile, there is a huge demand for my services...AND NO I WILL NOT "ROLL BACK" YER SPEEDO SO DON'T ASK!...unless it is from a junkyard for replacement purposes (hint hint)...





www.speedometer.org



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Originally posted by Tomsk

[reply=Priceless]
[reply=Tomsk]
Turnip farmer.

Is that your real job?? Do you not grow anything else?
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Just Turnip. Collective grow many thing.Mostly make spirit with.Vodka from potatoe. I only to internet my farming Turnip, here sir is it. Glory in high.
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you my freind....ROCK!



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IT Manager

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Originally posted by dirtysneaker

...i run a MOBILE SPEEDOMETER REPAIR SERVICE here in san jose california...my site is www.speedometer.org.......although it sounds small time, i am constantly busy repairing broken speedometers...i also calibrate vehicles,repair guages, clocks,radios and antennas......and since i am mobile, there is a huge demand for my services...AND NO I WILL NOT "ROLL BACK" YER SPEEDO SO DON'T ASK!...unless it is from a junkyard for replacement purposes (hint hint)...





www.speedometer.org



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shame dont take the 150mph restictor chip out german cars......i know lots people would line up for that!

I have my own business... I am a private officer for private parties (personal protection) or corparate protection... other then that...

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Originally posted by ++speed++freak+

[reply=dirtysneaker]
...i run a MOBILE SPEEDOMETER REPAIR SERVICE here in san jose california...my site is www.speedometer.org.......although it sounds small time, i am constantly busy repairing broken speedometers...i also calibrate vehicles,repair guages, clocks,radios and antennas......and since i am mobile, there is a huge demand for my services...AND NO I WILL NOT "ROLL BACK" YER SPEEDO SO DON'T ASK!...unless it is from a junkyard for replacement purposes (hint hint)...





www.speedometer.org



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shame dont take the 150mph restictor chip out german cars......i know lots people would line up for that!
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lmfao... can you program my VCR for me...