what's the "normal" size d!ck?

Most Girls only have sensation 2 inches in. Girth is by far the more important factor like the poster above said the main thing is it's a turn on factor.

I wonder how many women, who claim they don't care about size, would immediately send their husbands or boyfriends to the Doctor if getting a penis enlargement was as easy as getting a tit job?

I am thinking that women tell guys with small dicks that size doesn't matter because there isn't anything the guy can do about it and she doesn't want to hurt his feelings. She can always get her big dick fix with the stud she works with.

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Originally posted by HighGuy

Cmon, if a chick can get herself off with her fingers, just about any cock will do if you know what your doing.

Oh yeah, to the poster: I feel much better about myself now lol

and to robodick... you're still a fuckin douche!!!

Holy shit it's HighGuy, what's up dude?

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Originally posted by robodick

Xandars Gal squeels it hurts & he has to tie a 2 x 4 to his ass to keep from fallin in!

WTF dude, i didn't even say anything about you

shithead

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Originally posted by robodick

oh yeh? then why on earth did you say this?: "and to robodick... you're still a fuckin douche!!!"

He didn't, read back a few posts to see where the quote came from

...idiot.

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Originally posted by robodick

I am 5.5 flacid, 9.5 rigid and at least 10 when I blow my load.Wife loves it!!!!

Yes of millimeters of fun!

meterics is of worldly good! But loves is no. Pablo at daytime pool-cleans is for better!

Sorry, I'm a very busy exec Xandar! Highguy deserved the joke! -Still funny though. All I did was answer the topic question & some jealous ___________'s just had to make stupid comments about me I guess. All is Kool!

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Originally posted by robodick

Sorry, I'm a very busy exec Xandar! Highguy deserved the joke! -Still funny though. All I did was answer the topic question & some jealous ___________'s just had to make stupid comments about me I guess. All is Kool!

...Do you have to force your crap into every single post you ever make? Seriously, it's just lame.

How the hell does you being "a very busy exec" have anything to do with you acting like an idiot.

Also, what the hell kind of piss poor company are you in charge of that allows their exec to misread simple sentences?

And you didn't answer the topic question. He asked what the average was. You replied with your usual piece of crap.

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Originally posted by robodick

Sorry, I'm a very busy exec Xandar! Highguy deserved the joke! -Still funny though. All I did was answer the topic question & some jealous ___________'s just had to make stupid comments about me I guess. All is Kool!

What did someone order large fries, oh mighty exec of the fryer machine of McDonalds?

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Originally posted by hadenough

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That brings to mind a high school memory. There was a guy on the football team we used to call pencil dick. This guy had a dick that had to be 10 inches long. The part that made him infamous is that his dick was only about as big around as a pencil. No shit..people used to kid mim about being the only guy in school who could tie his dick into a bow.

You can call me a pencil dick any day of the week.

Well..Robodick is a doctor..so I can see why he also runs a business?

Oh yeah, robodick is full of shit.

@hadenough: Bitter?

I have two suggestions: (1) let's discuss the average size of a clitoris instead, and (2) Robodick, why don't you leave off the Robo part from now on?

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Originally posted by solaris490

I think this is what you want:[ Link ]

Basically 5.5 to 6.5 inches.

While 4 inches is a little on the small side, there are other factors to be taken into account. Like are you overweight (fat decreases testosterone levels) and how old are you? Even ethnicity can play a small role in this, although it's not nearly as much as you would be led to think by popular culture.

Fat people have smaller dicks because the gland is pulled further into the abdomen.

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Originally posted by PanzerPsycho

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Fat people have smaller dicks because the gland is pulled further into the abdomen.

Doesn't matter really, if a chick is fucking a fat dude..I'm sure shes pretty much given up on having fun in bed.

I'm looking at you, Demo's girlfriend.

Although I know Demo isn't fat at all...which makes that joke pretty useless...

I'm looking at you, Xandars girlfriend.

Wait, Xandar doesn't have a girlfriend, I remember his fake thread about trying to hook up with a girl, if he had one he probably wouldn't have thought that up, even if it was a lie..

Take that, Bangles and Lindros.......

..Damnit, Bangles and Lindros are extremely attractive men...they probably have all kinds of women...especially Bangles before the hair buzz.

Take that, Latinos girlfriend..!

Damnit, he's not fat either..and has a wife.

You win this round internet.



























TAKE THAT, ROBODICK. You're fat, you fucking asshole.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Doesn't matter really, if a chick is fucking a fat dude..I'm sure shes pretty much given up on having fun in bed.

I'm looking at you, Demo's girlfriend.

Although I know Demo isn't fat at all...which makes that joke pretty useless...

I'm looking at you, Xandars girlfriend.

Wait, Xandar doesn't have a girlfriend, I remember his fake thread about trying to hook up with a girl, if he had one he probably wouldn't have thought that up, even if it was a lie..

Take that, Bangles and Lindros.......

..Damnit, Bangles and Lindros are extremely attractive men...they probably have all kinds of women...especially Bangles before the hair buzz.

Take that, Latinos girlfriend..!

Damnit, he's not fat either..and has a wife.

You win this round internet.



























TAKE THAT, ROBODICK. You're fat, you fucking asshole.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Doesn't matter really, if a chick is fucking a fat dude..I'm sure shes pretty much given up on having fun in bed.

I'm looking at you, Demo's girlfriend.

Although I know Demo isn't fat at all...which makes that joke pretty useless...

I'm looking at you, Xandars girlfriend.

Wait, Xandar doesn't have a girlfriend, I remember his fake thread about trying to hook up with a girl, if he had one he probably wouldn't have thought that up, even if it was a lie..

Take that, Bangles and Lindros.......

..Damnit, Bangles and Lindros are extremely attractive men...they probably have all kinds of women...especially Bangles before the hair buzz.

Take that, Latinos girlfriend..!

Damnit, he's not fat either..and has a wife.

You win this round internet.



























TAKE THAT, ROBODICK. You're fat, you fucking asshole.

Funniest post all week.