What not to do while watching return of the king @ the cinema [contains some spoilers so watch out if you haven`t read the book]

*Contains some spoilers*



*Contains some spoilers*




















1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: " The Ring."
4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, " And I did it.... MY way...!"
8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact " The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, " I see dead people!"
18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"

Good jokes. I'm not big on Lord of The Rings.

how do you make 9 hrs of film based on a story i can sum up in one, relatively short sentence.

"magic" ring that everyone want, but it... doesnt really do anything "magic", other than make people grumpy.

I - hate - L - O - T - R -

First of all... LOTR is a really great story and movie.

Second of all... To whoever did the sum up in one sentence thing-- couldn't you do that with all movies? Example: Harry Potter Movies -- It's about some kid that does magic and gets in trouble. Example: Terminator movies -- It's about some robot thing that kills people and stuff. I think I made my point.

Third of all... A lot of those jokes were not that funny, some were though.

Now I am done.

heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh im bored

LOTR is a good story, but Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time is much better.

number 2 and 11 are brilliant :p

thx for the spoiler warning

thats pretty hilarious!

i simply hate LOTR... i cant see waht is so great about it..

Was I the only one that said..When Aragon first held up the sword of the King..."BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL, I HAVE THE POWER!!!!" ????

anyway I thought it was a great movie(even if it was over 3 hours long)

hehe nice one, clay38

Just saw it, very entertaining, thumbs up.

the only thing i didnt like was vigo morteson hes supposed to be some ranger whose lived in the wilderness instead we get this pretty boy captin of the school football team style who cant even grow a proper beard

I wonder if he made it or just saw it somewhere on the net.

Anyway I think LOTR is far better then new Star Wars, Terminator3, Matrix 3.

@apunkjunkie A movie based on RJ Wheel of time will be great but may be it will be way to long.