What kinda pervert are you? [paraphilias]

Eproctophilia — "Beans! Beans! The magical fruit! The more you eat, the more you…" This person is horny whenever farting is involved. An ideal date might begin at Taco Bell, or perhaps with cabbage, beans, and a Farrelly Brothers movie.

WTF?

I have "listophobia"

Hey, you forgot the weirdest one of all....Necrophilia!! You know, banging dead bodies!!

Doesn't appeal much to me, but the idea of doggin' someone that isn't going to talk to you when your done is intriguing.

Have any of you checked out this site? (OK, that sounds like a bad SPAM line)
http://www.encyclopedia-of-sex.com/index.php

There are definitions of things that are new to me. (I must be living a sheltered life)
Abe Lincoln (noun)
During climax of doggy style sex, the male's ejaculation hits the female in the back of her head.

im just french....so i'll take a sample of all of them...lol

psst! shhh. just between you and me

http://www.whatboyswant.com/Php/forumfile/show/475284

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Originally posted by twwain

psst! shhh. just between you and me

http://www.whatboyswant.com/Php/forumfile/show/475284

I own a pair of boxers like that.........wait a minute

i'm one of those yea that one right there. huh i didnt know that well now i know. tell me were are these women. i need to take them back to my planet i'm the only one there. me and my spaceship are refueling and i'm looking for some women to take back home. one will do but she has to have one hell of a brain. if not ill just use her and throw her out the spaceship at a high altitude. dont worry she shall have a parachute.

is there a "philia" for liking to beat the shit out of your wife? not that i can think of anyone that way, but they ought to make a word for it.

a big one. (take that anyway you want)

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Originally posted by weasel

i'm one of those yea that one right there. huh i didnt know that well now i know. tell me were are these women. i need to take them back to my planet i'm the only one there. me and my spaceship are refueling and i'm looking for some women to take back home. one will do but she has to have one hell of a brain. if not ill just use her and throw her out the spaceship at a high altitude. dont worry she shall have a parachute.

this dudes posts are the best.

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Originally posted by IkeTurner

is there a "philia" for liking to beat the shit out of your wife? not that i can think of anyone that way, but they ought to make a word for it.

Posted by Ike Turner? How appropriate. I'm giving Tina a gun.