WBW Exclusive Curse Words

I use this next phrase regularly.

Fuck me running with a chainsaw.

This phrase denotes an extreme level of exasperation. Most commonly used when answering Meat's "How was your day, Honey?" after having had all four boys at home with just me all day.

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Originally posted by NaughtyGypsy

I use this next phrase regularly.

Fuck me running with a chainsaw.

This phrase denotes an extreme level of exasperation. Most commonly used when answering Meat's "How was your day, Honey?" after having had all four boys at home with just me all day.

Is that what happened to your foot..

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Originally posted by RumDum

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Is that what happened to your foot..

nah. My ankle was caused by my daughter, my cat and the damn metal bracket the landlord never removed (even after my injury) until I started talking law suit.

Which brings me to my next phrase: cumdumpster. This is a person that doesn't even have the intelligence of a douchenozzle.

shitastic

A sarcastic way of saying something is shitty or fantastic... depends on the situation. It's sarcasm people!

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Originally posted by Strichnine

shitastic

A sarcastic way of saying something is shitty or fantastic... depends on the situation. It's sarcasm people!

I've been using Craptastic for years.

(this is my wifes contribution)

Clicker

A hyphenated version of cunt licker

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Originally posted by 4tookerplace

Mittens
Mittensbadman- a man who' bad, mittens bad.

Lulz, I used to call a girl in highschool mittens....because was a retard. hahaah

Also, my favorite one at the moment is "douchenut"...I called Demo a douchenut the other day. Then later told him to cease his douchenuttery. So I thought those were pretty funny.

FeFeHumHum agrees.

Here is a word that I like that isn't a curse word.

Smexy

As Strichnine eyed the Librarian he thought "Damn that librarian is smexy!"

Smexy = Smart and Sexy

Muhfuh: a man who knows his mother better than he should.

i have always been a fan of the word "yogurt slinger" in reference to my junk

as in

Why dont you make like a hoover on the business end of my yogurt slinger

Not a new turn on the word, but I loved the way it played out in the movie Boondock Saints

Rocco: Fuckin'- What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...
[shouts]
Rocco: Fuck!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

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Originally posted by masterTone

I'm 47, feel like 27, act like 17, but with the grey hair that started appearing at 27 (when I got married) I'm often mistaken for older - especially when I'm out and about with my 8 year old son, and some douche-burger comments about how handsome my grandson is!

It's quoted for it's use of DOUCHE BURGER

http://whatboyswant.com/forum_read/4337386/1/10/#lastpost

Fuck Ass

i fucking love douche burger!

Pus-Pimple Sucker...

Fuckface McGee....Shitlick

Ok, Ive pissed myself laughing already - here is my two cents

Chocolate starfish - instead of arse hole, rectum, poop shute etc. etc.

assweaselfuckist

shit fuck is my fav first saw it on jaymz guitar(metallica) in 1986 it was written shtfck so that and fuck stain

"you stupid shit fuck you really are nothing but a fuck stain"

shit taco sounds like a cool phrase.

I could see myself calling some one that