No good story here. First "attempt" sucked big time. I was taught that sex was dirty or wrong, so I thought that having a
hard-on was wrong. I was 17 and at a Unitarian retreat (some friends of mine were unitarian), and this hot, experienced
girl (probably 18 yo) was coming on to me. When we went to sleep, we found an empty room and put down our
sleeping bags. I remember that she was REALLY wet, but I couldn't get it up. The pecker slept like Ruplstiltskin. Not like
me at all, when I was that old. Usually, I'd bump into a table wrong and have a woodie for a week.
Later, I met a very psychotic chick who became my first girlfriend. Didn't know she was psychotic until later. We had sex,
and it wasn't bad (it's gotten better through subsequent GFs). She did give the best bjs, but it wasn't worth the psychosis.
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