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Starter: Anonymous18 Posted: 13 years ago Views: 19.9K
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#4703813
#4703814
Lvl 28
I think I hear my wife fart (when she's awake anyway) once about every 10 years.
#4703815
Lvl 28
Quote:
Originally posted by EricLindros

Cold beer in the shower is the ultimate in pre-gaming.

Like, you want to have enough alcohol before you get to the bar/club/party so that you're not having to hit up the bar there a lot, so you pre-game it, but you also have to shower up and get fresh before you go out, so you combine the shower and the pre-game booze. It's a time honored classic move.


Legit.



Quote:
Originally posted by scrog

I just call it a can of drink .


Does your house have wheels?

#4703816
Lvl 28
None of you have lives...STOP PRETENDING?
#4703817
Lvl 59
Mmmm, can of drink in my wheeled house!


#4703818
Lvl 28


Zoidberg.

How are you tonight bro?
#4703819
Lvl 59
Tired.

I actually got up at some earlier than respectable hour today.

#4703820
Lvl 22
So I've got this like 4 week old kitten hanging around the shop. 4 July it was stuck in my truck and I got it free. Tonight it's stuck in another truck
that I can't get to and I bought it some food. Lo'and Behold it came out. I then got to pet the poor little thing. It's so cute with it's vocalizations.

I can almost understand what it says. Am I just drunk or should I try to keep this puppy?

(I HATE CATS) normally.
#4703821
Lvl 28
I like cats.



























They're delicious.
#4703822
Lvl 22
I think I'll call him "Yeow"

(or her)
#4703823
Why the fuck would my house have wheels? Does your dick have ears?
#4703824
Lvl 24
Quote:
Originally posted by Honda_X

I like cats.



























They're delicious.


We're gonna have some words when I get back.
#4703825
Lvl 22
Yeow is going to be my cat or I'm going to kill the cute fuzzy thing. I've been working on making a friend all night and so far all I can do is a swift touch.
#4703826
Lvl 28
All this hostility...
#4703827
Lvl 21
Quote:
Originally posted by Notech_The_Abbot

swift touch swift touch swift touch swift touch swift touch swift touch


That's just wrong. You leave those little kitties alone.
#4703828
Lvl 28
Quote:
Originally posted by hydrahead

...

That's just wrong. You leave those little kitties alone.
#4703829
Quote:
Originally posted by bustMall

I think I hear my wife fart (when she's awake anyway) once about every 10 years.

#4703830
Lvl 37
I'm so glad I found this site.
#4703831
Lvl 11
Quote:
Originally posted by Honda_X

Okay, this is annoying..anyone have any ideas.

When I go to slam down on an apostrophe, it������¨s all..like that..question mark, looks like this����¯�¿�½.

Why are these little french ����¯�¿�½������¨����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½����¯�¿�½ lol...that got fun briefly.

Any idea what I������¨ve done����¯�¿�½ Clearly I������¨ve enacted a shortcut on my keyboard. I������¨ve tried leftaltshift and shiftctrl.

Teh fuck����¯�¿�½

The keyboard shortcut to revert should be holding ctrl-shift for a moment... I do that a lot on accident. (Late reply, I know. Busy as hell lately and haven't had time to get on, I think I missed like 10 pages of the last spam haha)

Edit:
Quote:
Originally posted by ThreadKiller

I'm so glad I found this site.

Ditto.
#4703832
Lvl 27
I have a woodpecker in my backyard...
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