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This little piggie ate SPAM on Easter

Starter: DEMO Posted: 14 years ago Views: 24.1K
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#4527191
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Originally posted by Demodad68

I love frozen bOObies they are so much fun to warm back up

Well..yeah, there is a level of pleasure from the warming up part...but its not fun while they're cold.
#4527192
Lvl 59
5000 in the few months you've been back is kind of impressive.

Meanwhile, I've been slacking.

So ashamed.
#4527193
Lvl 10
S'up EL....is it your b-day again? i cant friggin believe i remembered my password again!
#4527194
Lvl 59
No I don't have another one for some time.

Final at noon tomorrow. I wonder how I'll do.
#4527195
Lvl 10
show the instructor one of your avys of fabulous ass's////just pic the rite one
#4527196
Lvl 8
I hate frozen boobie's too. I love the new avatar SP
#4527197
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Originally posted by EricLindros

5000 in the few months you've been back is kind of impressive.

Meanwhile, I've been slacking.

So ashamed.

Impressively wasteful? I'm fairly certain that this means I have next to no social life...or I may be addicted to porn. I'm pretty sure it's the no life thing because I only masturbated to porn like 3 times today.


kidding!
#4527198
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Originally posted by jarszoo

I hate frozen boobie's too. I love the new avatar SP

Thanks hun, it's one of my favs ever.

How've you been?
#4527199
Lvl 59
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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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Impressively wasteful? I'm fairly certain that this means I have next to no social life...or I may be addicted to porn. I'm pretty sure it's the no life thing because I only masturbated to porn like 3 times today.


kidding!





Also, in honor of your 5000th post:

Patented by Deloris Gray Wood in 1998, the “kissing shield” makes pretty good sense:



It is customary when we kiss to come in contact with another’s lips, and in certain cultures, to follow with a kiss on the skin of each cheek; thus germs can be passed from one person to another. In keeping with one aspect of the invention, if casual contact is necessary and a kiss is appropriate, one can protect oneself from the germs present in saliva or other secretions which might be transmitted from kissing by using a kissing shield.

What sets Wood’s application apart is its comprehensiveness: The shield “can be used especially by a politician who kisses babies” — and one variant has “a pocket sized and shaped to receive the tongue of one of the two persons” to permit French kissing.

“I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day,” wrote Toscanini. “I haven’t had time for tobacco since.”
#4527200
Lvl 12
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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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Thanks hun, it's one of my favs ever.



Yeah ... it's an incredible self shot. How did you hold the camera so steady at such a low angle?
#4527201
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Originally posted by EricLindros

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Also, in honor of your 5000th post:

Patented by Deloris Gray Wood in 1998, the “kissing shield” makes pretty good sense:

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It is customary when we kiss to come in contact with another’s lips, and in certain cultures, to follow with a kiss on the skin of each cheek; thus germs can be passed from one person to another. In keeping with one aspect of the invention, if casual contact is necessary and a kiss is appropriate, one can protect oneself from the germs present in saliva or other secretions which might be transmitted from kissing by using a kissing shield.

What sets Wood’s application apart is its comprehensiveness: The shield “can be used especially by a politician who kisses babies” — and one variant has “a pocket sized and shaped to receive the tongue of one of the two persons” to permit French kissing.

“I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day,” wrote Toscanini. “I haven’t had time for tobacco since.”

The fatal design flaw is the tongue hole. Lips are ok...tongues are icky. It is however a good start. I was thinking more like a tongue condom, but a face shield isn't bad either.
#4527202
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Originally posted by hornithologist

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Yeah ... it's an incredible self shot. How did you hold the camera so steady at such a low angle?

It's EL's ass.
#4527203
Lvl 59
My ass really gets around.
#4527204
Lvl 8
I'm great SP and yourself how are you (your fine if you only rub one out three time's a day)
#4527205
It looks amazing in pink too.
#4527206
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Originally posted by jarszoo

I'm great SP and yourself how are you (your fine if you only rub one out three time's a day)

Lol. Phew. I was worried for a minute.
#4527207
Lvl 8
YES IT DOES!!!!!!!!
#4527208
Lvl 8
No need to worry I'm trying to cut down as well lol
#4527209
Quote:
Originally posted by jarszoo

No need to worry I'm trying to cut down as well lol

Nah...a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.
#4527210
Lvl 10


wheres my tranny spotter emo
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