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This little piggie ate SPAM on Easter

Starter: DEMO Posted: 14 years ago Views: 24.1K
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#4527091
Quote:
Originally posted by Sugarpie

I'm not sure, I think I got it from an incident in elementary school. I had a teacher who had this jar full of already chewed pieces of gum, and if you got caught chewing gum in class, she'd make you put your gum in the jar and then take another piece out and chew it for 5 minutes. I got caught once.

Kissing is fine, but it can't be too wet and slobbery, french kissing is just out of the question. And yeah, I suppose I've put my tongue in so called "worse" places, but the mouth is a breading ground for bacteria, the vagina comparatively speaking is next to sterile.


That teacher shouldn't be just fired...she should be forced to chew all the gum in her jar! That's assuming she still teaches. But yeah...gross... My turn to shudder..

Okay, now back to the vagina being sterile. It makes sense that the vag is a safer place to engage in sexual activity. But now I've lost my train of thought. Thank you, SP, for giving Young Monk such distracting thoughts!

Gotta love those jokes that just keep on going. I realize that the worst has happened when I start talkin' like Notech...
#4527092
Lvl 37
Quote:
Originally posted by DiscipleMonk

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Gotta love those jokes that just keep on going. I realize that the worst has happened when I start talkin' like Notech...


Start posting images that have nothing to do with conversation and you'll be closer to attaining Monkdom.
* This post has been modified : 14 years ago
#4527093
Lvl 24
Apparently "iced green foam" is a drink now. And you pay 4 bucks for it.
#4527094
Quote:
Originally posted by Bangledesh

Apparently "iced green foam" is a drink now. And you pay 4 bucks for it.

Hmmmm...I've heard this somewhere else today.
#4527095
Lvl 27
I don't pay 4 bucks for most any kind of drink
#4527096
Lvl 24
Quote:
Originally posted by Sugarpie

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Hmmmm...I've heard this somewhere else today.


Interesting. Dunno where. Lol.
#4527097
Lvl 59
Quote:
Originally posted by Sugarpie

Kissing is fine, but it can't be too wet and slobbery, french kissing is just out of the question. And yeah, I suppose I've put my tongue in so called "worse" places, but the mouth is a breading ground for bacteria, the vagina comparatively speaking is next to sterile.


It's also next to a garbage dump.
#4527098
Lvl 24
Fucking bitch ass whore of a night.

Soo... What's new?
#4527099
Lvl 27
Bangles, quit talking bout the hookers and answer my PM
#4527100
Lvl 24


Scrolling text is a no-go.
#4527101
Lvl 27
but it's not scrolling, it's stationary and kinda faint...
#4527102
Quote:
Originally posted by ThreadKiller

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Start posting images that have nothing to do with conversation and you'll be closer to attaining Monkdom.


So that's how it's done... Starting to understand NT a little better now. Thanks, TK! (beer)
#4527103
Quote:
Originally posted by EricLindros

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It's also next to a garbage dump.

Yeah...I dont do that either.

Ick
#4527104
Lvl 24
Quote:
Originally posted by Sugarpie

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Yeah...I dont do that either.

Ick


lol
#4527105
My tummy hurts.
#4527106
Lvl 19
If you can get down here in about 20 minutes I am making omlets. R u in


Quote:
Originally posted by Sugarpie

My tummy hurts.
#4527107
Lvl 24
Quote:
Originally posted by Sugarpie

My tummy hurts.


Hmm...

Quote:
Originally posted by Sugarpie

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Yeah...I dont do that either.

Ick


Lies?
#4527108
Quote:
Originally posted by Bangledesh


Lies?

Nope. Not a fan of that particular erogenous zone.
#4527109
Lvl 27
Customers like quality...go figure
#4527110
Annoying customers.
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