It may be one of the Worst movies i've ever had the pleasure of watching.
Some of the more memorable quotes:
Father: So what makes you think you can locate my 4-by-4?
Abraxas: My box has VD, trust me.
Mother: Your what?
Abraxas: VD. Vibrational Detection.
Teacher: Can I help you?
Secundus: Bring me the comater.
Teacher: What?
Secundus: I said: Bring me the comater, or I will kill all these children... one at the time!
[pats a boy on the head]
Secundus: I looooove children.
Secundus: [to Tommy] There's no more hiding. No more running. Just you, me, and the anti-life equation!
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