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Rebecca Blacks "Friday" is about the JFK assassination. The man driving the car JFK was in was named Samuel Kickin (Kickin in the front seat, sittin in the back seat...). The assassination occurred on a Friday, and after JFK was shot the secret service told Jackie Kennedy to "get down" (got to get down on Friday). The cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody's Russian).

Finally, instead of eating a breakfast of eggs and sausage that morning, JFK opted for a bowl of Bran Flakes (got to have my bowl- got to have cereal). The following Monday, JFK was due to sign a law that provided bus transportation to all students (got to catch my bus...)

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Originally posted by Quaker_Dip

Rebecca Blacks "Friday" is about the JFK assassination. The man driving the car JFK was in was named Samuel Kickin (Kickin in the front seat, sittin in the back seat...). The assassination occurred on a Friday, and after JFK was shot the secret service told Jackie Kennedy to "get down" (got to get down on Friday). The cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody's Russian).

Finally, instead of eating a breakfast of eggs and sausage that morning, JFK opted for a bowl of Bran Flakes (got to have my bowl- got to have cereal). The following Monday, JFK was due to sign a law that provided bus transportation to all students (got to catch my bus...)

You.










Are a freaking genius.

i like cheese....







you know....just sayin.

Burn. Who let you out?

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

Burn. Who let you out?

He's popped in every now and again over the past several months...

I think he found a glitch in the security system at the looney bin.

Security at most places is highly overrated.

I feel pretty secure most places...

Well, duh.... Who'd be dumb enough to mess with you?

I'd mess with him :P

I know a few women that wanna kick my ass, but none as mean as the couple that were gonna kick your ass earlier in this thread

And FeFe, yeah baby

Man I was kinda interested in them shenanigans 'till they started talkin' about zippers

I kinda thought "how mean could F & SP really be", then FeFe jumped in and I got tuh shakin'.

And there I hear the garage door opening. I'm gonna go pop the cork on a bottle of wine. There's usually a very friendly woman hiding in there.

Wish me luck.

You guys are funny

You guys are funny

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Originally posted by DEMO

I think he found a glitch in the security system at the looney bin.

Pull the fire alarm. All the locked doors generally have to unlock by order of the fire code.

Soo...

I wanna try this.

I have to find it first. They should send beer in the mail.

I tried a Coors Light, mixed with like tea or something the other day....it sounds awful, but it tasted less like beer, so ....better than most beer I guess.

How is the fecta tonight?

So I looked into tanning today.... I'd like to get a nice base tan going, and it seems kinda fun.

Anyone ever tanned?