Thank God For The Lottery... (or One Of The Best Nights Ever)

Meh Booze always ensure that things will start to go horribly wrong. I can make things bad enough, so I don't need em.

<Kanzen> So what do you think about [the] Red Wings?
<Girl> Oh you sick fuck!
*Girl storms out*
<Kanzen> I guess she doesn't like hockey.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

Meh Booze always ensure that things will start to go horribly wrong. I can make things bad enough, so I don't need em.

<Kanzen> So what do you think about [the] Red Wings?
<Girl> Oh you sick fuck!
*Girl storms out*
<Kanzen> I guess she doesn't like hockey.

For the most part I drank a couple beers simply to ease the nerves I had going due to stage fright and having the girl there. It had me relaxed.

Then she started drinking more, and daring me to drink more in between songs... and it went downhill from there.

The beauty of your drinking too much is that you didn't try anything with her on the first date. So she must think you have tons of self control and now she needs to work her womanly magic on you to get you into her bed.

that was good shit kanzen.

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Originally posted by capper

The beauty of your drinking too much is that you didn't try anything with her on the first date. So she must think you have tons of self control and now she needs to work her womanly magic on you to get you into her bed.

Holy shit, nice angle on that dude.

I didnt think of it that way. But now im gonna use that mindset.

you always leave the woman guessing on the first date. if she wants it then tell her you're enjoying teh conversation and her beautiful eyes and don't want to ruin that moment....but really you want to hit it like a ton of bricks.

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Originally posted by dewrag.

that was good shit kanzen.

very good, yes. sometimes he can be very funny

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Originally posted by capper

The beauty of your drinking too much is that you didn't try anything with her on the first date. So she must think you have tons of self control and now she needs to work her womanly magic on you to get you into her bed.

And into Alcoholics Anonymous.

jack's memories and kanzen's version were both entertaining to read.

@ kanzen -

@ jack - seems you had fun though, sex or no sex..well done dude, youll get some today im sure

get her stoned...tah'll make her rhorny.

Dewrag, always thinking.

Jack, go back in time to the peroid when witchcraft was abhorred, and claim shes a witch. She'll be stoned.

Kanzen's version was even much better than the real thing.

But Jack, I still hope she calls you and you two have a real evening out, without the booze.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

Dewrag, always thinking.

Jack, go back in time to the peroid when witchcraft was abhorred, and claim shes a witch. She'll be stoned.

so waht are u saying...you wanna get stonde?

@ Kanzen

Ok, dammit.

Im sooooooo sorry that my real story wasnt as entertaining as the fabricated cliffs notes kanzen wrote.



Tough fucking crowd. Next time I'll add some hookers and explosions to make it better.

No; what it needs are skirt wearing locksmiths that fight ninjas with homemade maces.

Fuck. I knew I missed the key point in the story.

Hold on, I took notes on the skirt wearing locksmith ninja invasion as it happened.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

No; what it needs are skirt wearing locksmiths that fight ninjas with homemade maces.

once again, if i didn't know better, I'd swear you were my brother.

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Originally posted by Scott2

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No; what it needs are skirt wearing locksmiths that fight ninjas with homemade maces.

once again, if i didn't know better, I'd swear you were my brother.
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