Teens Against Pornography.

I don't care who these "Teens against Pornography" are but I tell you this. If I had 5 people in a line and 1 of them was one of these teens. I'd shoot them all just to ensure I got them. Sick bastards!

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

im not a religious person or anything but if there was a JC (Jesus Christ, that is) im sure that he was a fucking awesome guy... im also sure he never stood up in front of a crowd and said STOP THE PENIS AND VAGINA TOUCHING!!!!!!!!!! no, that never happened.

<----- Contemplates registering a JC spoof and replying, "STOP THE PENIS AND VAGINA TOUCHING!!!!!"

JC spoof FTW!..

I was actually planning on posting pictures of a girl that gives me naughty thoughts (Avril Lavigne)..and then saying "I'm pretty sure even Jesus would hit that shit"

lmao

Perhaps we should all start up something called 'Teens For Pornography?' Can I be one of the first members? There is something really sinister in a website with such dire warnings. I think these people can be quite scary, we should keep looking over our shoulders or we might all endup in Quantanimo Bay!

I registered with both Teens against pornography and Higher Calling. Clearly neither site is interested in the redemption of genuine sinners. It seems that they will help you if you have the occasional impure thought but God help you if you are a genuine case for salvation. This exercise simply confirms that all religious zealots are a bunch og hypocritical right wing fascists. This is only my opinion of course

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Originally posted by misterwiggy

I registered with both Teens against pornography and Higher Calling. Clearly neither site is interested in the redemption of genuine sinners. It seems that they will help you if you have the occasional impure thought but God help you if you are a genuine case for salvation. This exercise simply confirms that all religious zealots are a bunch og hypocritical right wing fascists. This is only my opinion of course

So they banned you too huh?

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Originally posted by Xandar

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So they banned you too huh?

too bad we can't get good honest lulz with out legal ramification these days