Superheros GET IN HERE!!!!!

i like my wolverine. It is from wolverine issue 42, where he fights Nitro.

Nitro incinerates wolverine down to his skeleton and wolverine comes back


HE COMES BACK!!!!!


Wolverine Owns

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Originally posted by RumDum

It is odd, how there are no superman avi's..

It is because he is a fuckin boyscout.

C'mon... Hancock. No challenge.

Dude is UNSTOPPABLE, unless of course his old lady is around...

Plus, he drinks a lot and doesn't give a fuck.

Oh, and then there's that immortal thing...

Plus the whole being a god. I'd say that qualifies John Hancock as the winner.

Plus, he signed the damned Declaration of Independence....

Oh, wait... That was the other schmoe...

Anyway, Hancock wins.

thor is a god...

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Originally posted by deathbyboredom

thor is a god...

True, but Hancock is the gods insurance policy against each other.

He's, "One of the two most powerful", the other being his wife.

Here is a shot from issues 43 where the actual incineration occurs and wolverin is completely incinerated to his skeleton.



Also, not to sound like a huge nerd (too late) Hulk has tried to kill himself in a number of ways, including depriving air to himself and he freaks the fuck out and gets even bigger and survives. If superman tries that stupid shit he is going down, that includes Thor. Wolverine has fought Hulk and survived many times, therefore he wins. You don't beat the Hulk ever, you win just by surviving that kind of assault.

Boooyah!

Thing just sits back and laughs!!!!!

(superheros don't die,they just fade...away..................

Have to go with Green arrow and Black Canary. He'll stick you full of holes and she'll blow your head off. Plus if you look close he's got a WBW arrow.

I would just wait out the Hulk. After a while, he'll turn back into David Banner and David Banner's a scientific pussy if I ever saw one.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

The hulk is what you call "lame"...you see, he's just a pissed off green dude, but does he rely on air to breathe? I believe so, therefore superman could just fly his out into space. Suck it, Hulk.

Oh wait, I mean Batman could build a rocket or something, and shoot him into space.

Hulk would push that rocket up Batmans ass sideways then swing him around by the cape and toss him like a midget out to the blackhole never to return.

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I would just wait out the Hulk. After a while, he'll turn back into David Banner and David Banner's a scientific pussy if I ever saw one.

Don't you mean Robert Bruce Banner?

Harvey Dent had a piddly bit of acid spilt on his face and he went insane, how pussy is that?!!

I'd just piss on anyone that has fire and then they're power will be gone. Just face it, fire, not the best choice of power.

fire has a long tradition of really good powers and really bad powers.

pyro from the xmen comics could actually set the entire world on fire at once given his potential strength that he does not know about. on the other hand iceman could freeze the entire world given the chance and with some help of some other mutants.

all in all

Adam Warlock would Destroy any superhero mention thus far



Adam Warlock making Thanos his bitch

man this is a nerdfest.

I'm less cool now having read this thread.

Green Lantern

Defender of the galaxy? Untold powers, controls everything....... hello?

How about Sláine the celtic berserker?(pronounced Slaw-nyeh.)from the comic "2000AD".
Or Judge Dredd? Not superheroes,but ass kickers anyway,y"know?

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...WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT?!

Simple...Dr Doom.

Super heroes, meh...Super villains kick ass too.

***** ™

But,super villians "always"take it in the ass in the end!

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man this is a nerdfest.

you just found out?

@Echelon_p:

I disagree, I believe that Batman could beat Dr.Doom..due to the fact that movie was terrible.

4 Tooker Place would fuck each and every superhero up. 4TPs "Might Is Right" uber-anti-morality morality (so immoral, that he is, in fact, super moral.) would crush the will, and his hillbilly bred toughness, and pure, somewhat sardonic, but utterly lethal, hatred would power his mighty body, to berzerker like unhenged fighting rage, feeling neither pain nor remorse, to punish...nay, TRAUMATIZE the body of any given superhero...
YOU ARE ALL FUCKED
Here's 4TPs cool, undercover fighting gear...


The cigarette alone will harm your health, beware the man, least you die a painful, brutal death.
4 TOOKER PLACE

Tooker are those pantyhose you have on your head