She looks swollen.
Also, what's with the 69 crab?
Also, what's with the 69 crab?
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DEMO 14 years ago
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Originally posted by Sugarpie
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I like the stars....more so if they were different colors.
I kinda figured you would want different colors, but as far as design goes it's kinda neat. A buddy of mine did this one, and I thought of you when I seen it
EricLindros 14 years ago
Everything?
Too much money?
Too much sex?
Too much crushing on EL?
Too much ecstasy?
Too much pie?
Wow, eventful night!
Too much money?
Too much sex?
Too much crushing on EL?
Too much ecstasy?
Too much pie?
Wow, eventful night!
[Deleted] 14 years ago
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Originally posted by EricLindros
Everything?
Too much money? I wish
Too much sex? No comment
Too much crushing on EL? Ha ha ha
Too much ecstasy? Drugs are bad Mmmmkay
Too much pie? See no comment above
Wow, eventful night!
EricLindros 14 years ago
Yes. Too much can lead to chafing and soreness.
And if you're a guy, your penis could explode.
And if you're a guy, your penis could explode.
EricLindros 14 years ago
Well, for two reasons, no.
One, the way you're thinking of doesn't always explode, because maybe you're not totally into it, or maybe you've had too much whiskey or something. Or maybe you're an old man. There are any number of reasons for that explosion not occurring.
The explosion I was referring to, however, is a bit different.
http://www.cracked.com/article_16120_historys-7-most-astounding-sexual-resumes.html
One, the way you're thinking of doesn't always explode, because maybe you're not totally into it, or maybe you've had too much whiskey or something. Or maybe you're an old man. There are any number of reasons for that explosion not occurring.
The explosion I was referring to, however, is a bit different.
http://www.cracked.com/article_16120_historys-7-most-astounding-sexual-resumes.html
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The lead singer of Three Dog Night took sex where it was never meant to go. Being the lead singer of a band back in the '70s, it's no surprise Negron has probably experienced things the rest of us can barely comprehend, such as a $2,000-a-day drug addiction. He took it further, however. Much further. So far, in fact, that his penis exploded. No, we're not speaking figuratively.
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Chuck Negron, on the other hand, presumably experiencing an entirely new plane of reality with the helping hand of massive amounts of cocaine, worked his crank with so many women and with such drug-fuelled ferocity that a doctor told him it had become the tumescent equivalent of a lucky pair of boxers.
This horror is outlined in Negron's autobiography, the writing of which apparently means he retained his sanity after what has to be the most traumatic event possible in this universe.
But like any addict, or man with a penis for that matter, Negron couldn't resist. Unofficial sources say Chuck was working his magic on a Miss America contestant when his wand broke, so to speak. According to one blogger's account of his meeting with Negron, the words "a hot dog in the microwave" were used as a description. This in turn probably means the Miss America contestant may have had to be institutionalized because there's no way seeing a burst-open wang is something they're trained to deal with.
[Deleted] 14 years ago
There are only so many words in the english language for disturbing. 
DEMO 14 years ago
I was simply gonna say no
EL always seems, in one way or another, to take things a step further, I think now I will go ponder the thought of a penis exploding in a whole new light...
EL always seems, in one way or another, to take things a step further, I think now I will go ponder the thought of a penis exploding in a whole new light...
[Deleted] 14 years ago
My favorite part in reading that was this:
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Originally posted by ELa hot dog in the microwave
brownell 14 years ago
If I was doing a Miss America contestant and thought my penis was about to explode, literally, I'm not sure if I'd stop..... quite a dilemma.
TheItch 14 years ago
I've burst a lot of hotdogs in the microwave... brings a tear to my eye now.
EricLindros 14 years ago
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Originally posted by brownell
If I was doing a Miss America contestant and thought my penis was about to explode, literally, I'm not sure if I'd stop..... quite a dilemma.
Not necessarily.
For example were you doing, Julie Breuning Clarke, Miss Virginia, 1954 (the one in the middle), I believe you'd stop.
Although, I don't know for sure, so I'm just guessing there.
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