Squirters? Who has been with one?!

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Originally posted by Dagnabbit

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Personally, I think 99.8% of you guys are full of shit.

i agree- i think its just a bladder control issue
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No, there are some women who can "squirt" but its nothing like what pro porn makes you think it is. My wife will do it a little if her g-spot is rubbed the right way. THe few of our friends that admit they do it only squirt a small amount. i don't really believe the soaking the sheets and mattress deal.

Just another way that porn trys to make women feel inferior if they can't do it.
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sorry to break it to you but it really does happen... I went out with a Brazilian girl who could squirt past her knees... It took me by suprise the first time it happened because I was going down on her at the time and she neglected to tell me of her skills in this area and sprayed right in my face Sex was always done on top of one or more towels.... it's the most amazing feeling when you're inside her. I recommend it to anyone.

i still don't believe it... then again i haven't seen it outside porn :/

i think its bladder control too.

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Originally posted by tele79

my girl always wanted to do it, but now she doesn't believe in it and I haven't the slightest clue on how she would do it.

Get the video i reccommended on the first page of this thread, then you wont be able to stop her squirting!!

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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

Personally, I think 99.8% of you guys are full of shit.

Im in the 0.2% of the truth, i promise you!
My wife would get really really wet when we first started having sex together, like it was dripping out of her pussy, but when i got one of doctor G's videos and saw how to do it properly, seriously it was like opening the flood gates, the bed gets very very wet, and when my wife had done it a few times and got over the initial shock, she now squirts it past her knees, using her ever so wonderful pelvic floor muscles!

Ive always had a thing for it before, ( i watched a dvd with Cytheria squirting and i was hooked!!) and ive always wanted to make a girl squirt ( of all the other women ive been with only two of them could gush, but not squirt)

And thanks to this dvd that i got, its now a reality, and im fucking hooked on it!!

For all you non believers, its a true thing that does happen, its got nothing to do with piss or bladder control (it tastes sweet, piss doesnt) its all about turning your woman on, and giving her a orgasm from her g spot, and that is the only way to make it happen!

I'm also like squirters. Haven't been with one yet, but would live that.

Somewhere om my computer I have a vid on how to make a women squirt. It's awsome to see her cum and giggle as she cums.

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Originally posted by no99nl

It's awsome to see her cum and giggle as she cums.

They dont all giggle, mine screams!

i got a hummer from one..

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Originally posted by dmcconne

i got a hummer from one..

Man she must have been rich! You get given a car when she cums! You must be really good!

Anyone else got an opinion on this?
Squirters are real, and great!

Ill put my 2 cents worth in here...I have never been with what you'd call a "Squirter". I have had women that will come a flood and be sooo fuckin' wet ya just slide around in there. As for the "Squirting " part...I dunno, all I've ever seen it in is the porn movies...and we all know how "real" that is Not doubting anyone here...just saying I haven't had the pleasure yet...(just in the movies, looks like they're pissing to me)

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Originally posted by badboy65260

Ill put my 2 cents worth in here...I have never been with what you'd call a "Squirter". I have had women that will come a flood and be sooo fuckin' wet ya just slide around in there. As for the "Squirting " part...I dunno, all I've ever seen it in is the porn movies...and we all know how "real" that is Not doubting anyone here...just saying I haven't had the pleasure yet...(just in the movies, looks like they're pissing to me)

True, but have you seen how long they can take working up those pussies, no way sometimes (without a cut scene) that they can be pissing.

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Originally posted by JonM

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Ill put my 2 cents worth in here...I have never been with what you'd call a "Squirter". I have had women that will come a flood and be sooo fuckin' wet ya just slide around in there. As for the "Squirting " part...I dunno, all I've ever seen it in is the porn movies...and we all know how "real" that is Not doubting anyone here...just saying I haven't had the pleasure yet...(just in the movies, looks like they're pissing to me)

True, but have you seen how long they can take working up those pussies, no way sometimes (without a cut scene) that they can be pissing.
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that's just it, they "cut" the scenes and then put em together...it's like when you see a guy fucking a chick for like 45 min in a porn movie..different positions, and such, they're taped seperately and then put together as one loong fuck scene...not to mention the fact they went at it for 45 min...who does that??..45 min straight???...not me...I'll be the first to admit it

Deff agree about Cyth squirters rule they cum harder and louder than most girls who dont squirt

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Originally posted by badboy65260

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Ill put my 2 cents worth in here...I have never been with what you'd call a "Squirter". I have had women that will come a flood and be sooo fuckin' wet ya just slide around in there. As for the "Squirting " part...I dunno, all I've ever seen it in is the porn movies...and we all know how "real" that is Not doubting anyone here...just saying I haven't had the pleasure yet...(just in the movies, looks like they're pissing to me)

True, but have you seen how long they can take working up those pussies, no way sometimes (without a cut scene) that they can be pissing.
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that's just it, they "cut" the scenes and then put em together...it's like when you see a guy fucking a chick for like 45 min in a porn movie..different positions, and such, they're taped seperately and then put together as one loong fuck scene...not to mention the fact they went at it for 45 min...who does that??..45 min straight???...not me...I'll be the first to admit it
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Watch any of the squirters 101 dvd's though and they prove they aint cut!
One scene, not cut! And all with spectacular squirts!

Had a 3 month sex-only relationship in 99 with a squirter before I met my wife. The volume of the liquid was unreal and her tightness made it that much more crazy. Even crazier was that she was an orgasm machine.....regularly having 20-30 in a 45 minute get-together. The kicker...she was slightly psycho and at 5-6, 320, she was only getting bigger. My wife weighs have that....but barely ever reaches orgasm......ugh.

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Originally posted by 91bravo

Had a 3 month sex-only relationship in 99 with a squirter before I met my wife. The volume of the liquid was unreal and her tightness made it that much more crazy. Even crazier was that she was an orgasm machine.....regularly having 20-30 in a 45 minute get-together. The kicker...she was slightly psycho and at 5-6, 320, she was only getting bigger. My wife weighs have that....but barely ever reaches orgasm......ugh.

Bah, post some pictures noob.

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Originally posted by petsounds75

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Had a 3 month sex-only relationship in 99 with a squirter before I met my wife. The volume of the liquid was unreal and her tightness made it that much more crazy. Even crazier was that she was an orgasm machine.....regularly having 20-30 in a 45 minute get-together. The kicker...she was slightly psycho and at 5-6, 320, she was only getting bigger. My wife weighs have that....but barely ever reaches orgasm......ugh.

Bah, post some pictures noob.
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Be nice, we were all noobs once!

My wife squirts quite a bit and she is quite the orgasm machine. I don't have to put in a lot of work to get her to cum. Doesn't take much for her to get soaked either. Probably the wettest pussy I've ever had and I've been with maybe 19 or 20 different pussies over the years - mostly fucked, but a few played with. Her powerful and easily brought on orgasms was quite a reason for me marrying her and she's also not a psycho - so I figured that's the best I'm going to do. Not just that, but her tits are quite big. And I get along very well with her father. There's a pointer guys - if you're cool with her old man, you're golden. Never mess around with a woman who hates her father; you'll be sorry.

For some reason when she squirts, it's rather clear, but when she pissses - she drinks a lot of soda - it's dark yellow. I know because sometimes the broad pisses at 3AM while half asleep and doesn't flush. Then when I get up at 6AM to take a shower before work, I lift the lid and it's some pungent dark yellow piss.

I'm firmly positive that the "squirt" comes from the urethra and could be piss or an element of piss. There are so many different theories and "facts" claimed as complete truths...but the thing is, it probably depends on woman to woman.

Look at it this way...if she squirts and you can tell she's having a really hard orgasm, just enjoy it. There's some women out there you have to break your back and pump her pussy raw just for them to have a mediocre orgasm. So just enjoy it and don't read too much into it.

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Originally posted by petsounds75

Look at it this way...if she squirts and you can tell she's having a really hard orgasm, just enjoy it. There's some women out there you have to break your back and pump her pussy raw just for them to have a mediocre orgasm. So just enjoy it and don't read too much into it.

Afuckinggreed!!
Squirters are great, because at least you know they aint faking it!!