Spamology 101.... a study of SPAM in Modern Society

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Originally posted by Honda_X

[reply=70elk]
[reply=Latino]
get with the times dude :P

One step at a time my friend. You weren't always the king of strut you know. It came over time. Soon, you will be bowing to me.
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The MASTER of strut bows to no man...only fefe.
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only after she bends over

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Originally posted by Honda_X

That's not what i was doing...although im sure you would love it if fefe was a man, then all your fantasies would make sense...

Fucking Damnit! Got me again...bastard. You wait. Your day is coming.

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Originally posted by 70elk

[reply=Honda_X]
That's not what i was doing...although im sure you would love it if fefe was a man, then all your fantasies would make sense...

Fucking Damnit! Got me again...bastard. You wait. Your day is coming.
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*cues up music, SuperFly by Curtis Mayfield, PIMPs into room*

Hello peoples....whas crackin'?

*waits for his day*

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Originally posted by BDWW

*cues up music, SuperFly by Curtis Mayfield, PIMPs into room*

Hello peoples....whas crackin'?

The game he plays he plays for keeps
Hustlin' times and ghetto streets
Tryin' ta get over

lol you guys crack me up lol lol

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Originally posted by Honda_X

*waits for his day*

- good stuff.

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Originally posted by 70elk

Fucking Damnit! Got me again...bastard.

I'm not so sure he got you or he just dug a large hole in your front yard, put a large sign next to it that said "here's a big hole". Then you dove in head first.

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Originally posted by ThreadKiller

lol you guys crack me up lol lol

TK, help me out here...gimmie some humor.

Elk my bro...you have great musical taste...you are truly a rennaisance man...

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Originally posted by ThreadKiller

lol you guys crack me up lol lol

lol

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Originally posted by BDWW

Elk my bro...you have great musical taste...you are truly a rennaisance man...

Well thanks BD. Renaissance man is a nice title, but when it comes down to it I suspect I am just older than most people here!!!

I do like music though. All kinds, all shapes and sizes. 70's music is my favorite. There was so much good stuff back then.

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Originally posted by 70elk

[reply=ThreadKiller]
lol you guys crack me up lol lol

TK, help me out here...gimmie some humor.
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AAACCCCCCCCKKKKK! I can't work under pressure but then it's your ass not mine


To make it stand, you wet it !
To make it wet, you suck it !
To make it stiff, you lick it !
To get it in, you push !
Damn
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Threading a needle when your older is NO JOKE !

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Originally posted by ThreadKiller

<snip> Threading a needle when your older is NO JOKE !

...Sorry man, didn't mean to put any pressure on you.

He is one for you...you can use it:
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the
older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple
of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the
confessional for a few suggestions.
The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your
chin with one hand.... and try saying things like......... 'Yes, I
see,'and 'Yes, go on,' and 'I understand'."
The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and
repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.
The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than
slapping your knee and saying, "No shit... what happened next??"

*struts*

*Trips and hurts himself*

So when I got home from Las Vegas my wife asked me if I saw any hot girls while I was there.

Sensing a trap I said, No.

Sensing a lie, she whacked me across the back of my head.

My wife is smarter than I give her credit for sometimes.

Way to know a trap when you smell it though.