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penny_lane 14 years ago
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRA5S59KjwY&feature=related[/youtube]
i wish i could constantly be as happy as these people. without drugs.
i wish i could constantly be as happy as these people. without drugs.
Bangledeshica 14 years ago
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Originally posted by Master_Shake
Quote:
...as he ran around the corner, John recoiled at the sight of a man strapped with a bomb, but this was no ordinary man, he was also very obese and naked. John tried to decide which was more shocking and stomach turning, the imminent explosion, or the dangling mancock that flapped around before him. "Dude, put some fucking pants on for fucks sa.." before John could finish, the naked, random insane man hit the detonator.
As the bomber exploded, time seemed to slow to a crawl. John watched as the man began to tear apart in slow motion. As the bombers limbs flew wildly through the air and the explosion inched nearer, John noticed the bombers detached penis slap a man in the face, here, where time seemed to have almost stopped, the penis took an eternity to cross the mans face. John died laughing.
That is not nearly as good as:
Notech_The_Abbot 14 years ago
It sucks being banned 
I guess Penny would know nada about that tho'...
I guess Penny would know nada about that tho'...
Bangledeshica 14 years ago
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66twsuCehaI[/youtube]
EricLindros 14 years ago
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Originally posted by Honda_X
This picture:
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[youtube]J70DdHKbDDY[/youtube]
:: In today's episode, the saleslady is being played by EL::
Honda_X 14 years ago
Imagine being a demon/zombie, and then getting an exploding cock slap?
I bet notech does every night...
I bet notech does every night...
EricLindros 14 years ago
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Originally posted by Honda_X
Imagine being a demon/zombie, and then getting an exploding cock slap?
I bet notech does every night...
Why would it be better or worse if it was a zombie/demon getting cockslapped?
I mean, I think it would be fuckin terrible, no matter who the recipient.
Unless it was a harlot. Because if there's one thing harlots love, it's smiley faces. And if there's two things, it's smile faces and cockslaps.
Bangledeshica 14 years ago
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiuHdUkuRi0[/youtube]
she practically walks around with her nips out in this vid.
she practically walks around with her nips out in this vid.
Honda_X 14 years ago
Harlots and Notech have that in common.
I suppose you might care less about an exploding cock slap while being a zombie..
I suppose you might care less about an exploding cock slap while being a zombie..
EricLindros 14 years ago
Quote:
Originally posted by Honda_X
I suppose you might care less about an exploding cock slap while being a zombie..
You might actually be sad, because the penis likely came from a person with a tasty brain, who is no longer around for the eating. It'd be like you were being deprived of a snack.
Although I'm not quite sure if zombies have emotions.
EricLindros 14 years ago
Well, I gotta get up at like 5 am, so I'm gonna call it a night kids.
Later.
(I hope you enjoyed those 10 minutes)
Later.
(I hope you enjoyed those 10 minutes)
Bangledeshica 14 years ago
Quote:
Originally posted by EricLindros
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Why would it be better or worse if it was a zombie/demon getting cockslapped?
I mean, I think it would be fuckin terrible, no matter who the recipient.
Unless it was a harlot. Because if there's one thing harlots love, it's smiley faces. And if there's two things, it's smile faces and cockslaps.
Notech_The_Abbot 14 years ago
BrahglesHorsecockPhD ,
Is that phd a doctor of medicine?
Cause I've got this rash on my bum that is really annoying.
Is that phd a doctor of medicine?
Cause I've got this rash on my bum that is really annoying.
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